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#1
I realized today that I own some strange things such as: A wooden duck, a plastic lobster, a WWII era gas mask, and a hazmat suit. So pit, share some weird things that you own.
#2
First, why the **** do you have a HazMat suit?

The wierdest thing I own would have to be an African drum.
#3
I want that gaskmask.

My mom has like a million glass jars.

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#4
I own a half scale ukelele, I don't even know how I got it or why people would even make one. It's impossible to play
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#5
I jacked a roll of caution tape from the scene of a train accident. I'm sure that's around somewhere. I also used to drag a traffic cone around with me, but that's staying at a friend's house.

there's a lot of random stuff that I found or bought. I don't keep track of half of it.
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#6
A toy snake made of little bits of wood joined together with hinges, so if you wave it around it does some bizarre imitation of slithering. And a horrible 3-stringed thing that you play with a "bow" that is actually just a stick, which is apparently called a "zeze guitar" although after a fruitless google I don't know if that's even a thing.
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#7
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First, why the **** do you have a HazMat suit?

The wierdest thing I own would have to be an African drum.


Well, it's not actually a hazmat suit. It's a tyvek painter's suit but I call it a hazmat suit because it sounds cooler. A friend gave it to me.

Here's a pic with it and the gas mask
#9
I have a footstool that looks like a snowboard, a guitar-shaped thermometer, a plastic dolphin/bat/crab mutated thing, and a poster of a picture frame. I don't remember where, why, or how I got any of these things.
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#11
I have a ukulele and an altoids tin guitar.

I used to have a replica of a hobo jacket.

I have a bunch of random crap in my boxes in my room, but I can't be arsed to look through them atm. I'll post back tomorrow if I happen to find something interesting.
#12
Your band should cover Devo songs since you have the HazMat suit.
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#13
An Indonesian mask, half of a hollowed out coconut shell that I put all my picks in, and a ball-in-a-cup toy
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#15
I have some weird stuff, I guess. When I moved here my friend gave me a mustache necklace and a unicorn key cover (you put the key in it, and the key looks like its horn) as going away presents. Best presents ever. Once when I was cleaning my room I found body glitter, a lava lamp, and a top hat.
#18
I have a nazi skull.
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Can't think of any weird stuff I have.....hmmmmm
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#20
"I speak third best italian"
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#21
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A toy snake made of little bits of wood joined together with hinges, so if you wave it around it does some bizarre imitation of slithering. And a horrible 3-stringed thing that you play with a "bow" that is actually just a stick, which is apparently called a "zeze guitar" although after a fruitless google I don't know if that's even a thing.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/656852/zeze


I have an almost 5 foot giraffe stuffed animal.
This exact giraffe.

Oh, I have two one dollar bills. One is from 1957, and the other is from 1937.
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#23
I used to have a top hat, but I gave it to a friend. I also had a penny that had the super smash bros logo in some weird gummy stuff on it.
Like this:

I gave that to a friend for his graduation because he really likes Nintendo.

The weirdest thing I still have is probably a shirt with White Gold's guitar on the front that I won from a facebook game. It says "sip and rip" on the back.
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Lol probably as said in this thread before - A traffic cone, stolen after a night out on the piss. I remember the strange look I gave it in the morning
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#25
a zachary taylor dollar coin and a WWI U.S. propaganda poster from the year after the war ended which happens to be one my favorite possessions
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#26
A soda drink hat and about 6 traffic cones

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#27
I still got one of those good old african slaves somewhere in the attic.
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#28
When I went to see the Libertines at Brixton, Pete dropped a can of Stella Artois and I managed to get it, had it about 6-7 years and occasionally still feel like drinking it. That same day I found a passport photo of some very beardy, scary looking man. We named him Boris and created a shrine to him.
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#29
I have:

- A random pointy shell.
- A ukelele
- A half bottle of suncream that isn't mine.
- A wooden penguin
- A bobble head figurine.
#30
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A toy snake made of little bits of wood joined together with hinges, so if you wave it around it does some bizarre imitation of slithering.

I got that too, as a birthday present.
You understand I subsequently de-friended him on facebook.
#31
- silvertone radio made of "genuine top-grain cowhide"
- working oscilloscope that I found for free in a garage sale
- portable tv / radio combo (also free at same garage sale)
- two gasmasks, with filters.
- cigar box guitar I am in the process of making
- Orcoa companion organ
- filing cabinet
- an eight volume set of history books from 1921
- a weeeiiirrd old German book from 1838. I have no clue what it actually is because there is almost no information about it (that I can find) and it is entirely in German. It is called "Fammtliche Werfe" if anyone knows anything about it.
#32
Beer helmet (like the one above, except red), a Tigger plush toy that jumps, a 150 year old Italian-made mandolin, a model rocket, a framed "Pokemon, gotta catch em all!" poster, an Asian hat, a thermometer in the shape of a galloping horse, a plastic dartboard, bollywood movies, half of a Spanish dictionary, hundreds of poker chips and Irish dancing shoes.

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#33
This will be long:

1. A boomerang
2. Small african statues. From Africa.
3. A statue of donkey kong
4. A random collection of seashells from Goa.
5. A novelty bong bubbler hookah thingie.
6. A giant ****ing hookah from up north
7. a plastic lightsaber that glows
8. A telescope i won from the "Taken" franchise
9. 3 boxes filled with half-built devices and random electronic components. With like a million resistors.
10. Boxing gloves (i dont box)
11. A tall urn full of fallen peacock feathers.

Might be more...
#34
Get some friends and some gas masks together and dance to the Prodigy. A good night will be had by all.
#35
Either an African mask thing from Kenya, a cheapo tribal mask thing from some gift shop in Minehead, or some other cheapo mask thing from the same shop (yeah I spent a lot of money there ) called Angelina.

Or a model of a Gorilla's head I made, you decide

EDIT: Also some didgeridoos (from that shop again) and a boomerang (from Australia, not that shop!)
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#36
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#37
I had an old gas mask in my old house, it was one with a hose that goes into a bag, so i would imagine it is around WWII era at least-



It looked a bit like that, except it was black and probably a british army one.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#38
I own a katana and a greatsword.
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#39
I have very old wooden stool thing, apparently used to hang people in the old days. I doubt it though.


EDIT: It's a strange story actually because it keeps coming back to us. We sold it to a man who after a week refused to have it in his house because he heard murmurs in the night, and he sold it at boot sale. We then found it at a bootsale and had to buy it back

We didn't keep it in the house for a while, because my mother kept having dreams about zombie wenches biting at her shoes and trying to steal them. **** knows how that's related though.

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