#1
Shaquile O'Neal is on the Boston Celtics! I am a huge Shaq fan and I'm glad he's playing again. Does anyone know when the new Shaq jerseys will be avaliable? I'm gona buy one as soon as I find one. I'm so souped!!!!! Anyone else like Shaq here?
#3
You're so souped? What the hell? How did you turn into soup?!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off