Shaquile O'Neal is on the Boston Celtics! I am a huge Shaq fan and I'm glad he's playing again. Does anyone know when the new Shaq jerseys will be avaliable? I'm gona buy one as soon as I find one. I'm so souped!!!!! Anyone else like Shaq here?
You're so souped? What the hell? How did you turn into soup?!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off