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#1
Hello again, ladies and gentlemen. This is the moment we have all been waiting for!

WHO IS UG'S IDEAL MAN?

Cas, why did it take so long to judge?
Because you guys sent so many applications, duh.

But what did I win again?
The title of UG's ideal man, and ilikepirates' attention.

You definetly would want to win this.

Cas, can you please cut the crap and get on with the awards?
Right. I will.
EDIT: Top ten now!

10th: Asator
9th: Todd Hart
8th: Opc100
7th: DeliriumBassist
6th: ratracekid111

On the fifth place: Kensai!

Missing out on the top three: Hugh20!

The third place goes to: Duffman123!

Lost to the first place: DimebagLivesOn!


...And the winner is...


*Drums*


*Spotlights*


*Epic music*


*More Drums*



Goddamnit, Cas!



Ok, ok.

THE WINNER IS:
JacobTheMe!
Congratulations!



But of course, those of you who have tried and put extra effort in it, you did not go unnoticed.



THE HONORABLE MENTIONS:


Dirge Humani - That panda biscuit was awesome.

Hugh20 - Your song was ridicoloulsy catchy. Merlene wants you to send it to her.

Jackal58 - Don is the goddamn manliest, and you all know it.

VVolverin3 - Merlene loved the picture of the panda.

Severed Metal - The shark thing was manly, you manly man.

mcjosh - Made Merlene cry with laughter.

JacobTheMe - Fantastic picture.

Opc100 - Lovely hair, Einstein!

ZeGuitarist - Thanks for the short sticky. Maybe I'll buy you a Duvel one day.

Tentonics, FreakAddiction, MakinLattes - Thanks for giving me the opportunity to add some girls-with-mustaches pictures to my special fetish folder!

Lt. Shinysides - Abs. Yes, abs.



And those of you who need to hide their faces in shame, you know who you are.
Apparently, you don't.

THE WALL OF SHAME

Chucklesmginty - A certain comment about girls wasn't very nice.

W35M4N - Otters are still cool man.

GenghisGhandi - don't be such a meanie, you meanie.

Jako215 - You didn't even know what girl you were trying to win over

GuitarGod_92 - PANDAS ARE NOT FOR EATING.

TheSPillow - Sam, we do not want to envisage you covered in jizz. I still can't sleep at night.

MightyAl - You are never ever getting into a wall of shame. You don't even need to feel ashamed about yourself anyway
Last edited by The_Casinator at Aug 5, 2010,
#2
conga rats guys
Tick tock and waiting for the meteor
This clock is opening another door
#5
Second place?

Congrats to Jacob, even if he is going gay for Team_Snorlax
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Last edited by DimebagLivesOn at Aug 5, 2010,
#9
Quote by FreakAddiction
I guess bob wasn't good enough...


Bob will be in my heart, always.


Welldone everyone!
#10
rigged
Fender Stratocaster USA Deluxe 2005
MIJ Fender Contemporary Stratocaster '85-'86 HSS System I DiMarzio SD Bridge
Epiphone 2010 Les Paul Tribute
Ibanez AW30ECE Acoustic
Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
#12
Nice list.

I coulda won this shit easy though
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
:O I missed this competition altogether and now I don't get the attention of that beautiful girl.

#17
Just to say, you all caught my attention one way or another and you all seemed like lovely lovely guys! Promise
#20
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Pfffffft, the questions were of such limited scope. I brought drinking water and better educational facilities to a poor village in India dammit.

And my gentleman's hat is bigger than all of these chumps

Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#21
UG's ideal man is ZeG, if you disagree you have no heart and deserve to be punched and thrown into a pool of ammonia.
#23
Quote by ilikepirates
Just to say, you all caught my attention one way or another and you all seemed like lovely lovely guys! Promise


Awwwwww

Not complaining, but I'd still have preferred it if everyone was ranked, 'cause I'm a fussy b****** like that
Hi! I'm Andrew, and when I have a bubble in my throat I sound like Alan Rickman!

I have the BEST Jizz Face on UG!

My YouTube Channel (slowmotion stuff!): www.youtube.com/wannabeguitarlegend
#25
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Pfffffft, the questions were of such limited scope. I brought drinking water and better educational facilities to a poor village in India dammit.

And my gentleman's hat is bigger than all of these chumps

You should've uploaded those questionable pictures man.
I wanted you to win because you like Bergkamp >_>.
#26
Quote by ilikepirates
Just to say, you all caught my attention one way or another and you all seemed like lovely lovely guys! Promise

Shut up you filthy slut, I don't even want you anymore.


My name is Danny. Call me that.
#27
Quote by CoreysMonster
UG's ideal man is ZeG, if you disagree you have no heart and deserve to be punched and thrown into a pool of ammonia.


He didn't enter!


Quote by asator
Shut up you filthy slut, I don't even want you anymore.



Ouch..


#28
I say, that is preposterous! How did my title as Earl Of Scunthorpe not secure me victory? I'm going to go kill some manservants and play croquet to calm down.

Congrats to the undoubtedly very sexy winner and top 5.
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#31
Quote by Deliriumbassist
What the hell Obama? Get out mah 51st state, foo'

Screw that, it's a territory!
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#32
Fine, but Jacob doesn't have a mansion like I do, and have fun with the last name Roby for the rest of your life!!!

/mad
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#33
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EDIT: F***it, I live within driving distance of ilikepirates, and I've met up with her, if I wanted to get in her pants I needn't have bothered with this s***!
Hi! I'm Andrew, and when I have a bubble in my throat I sound like Alan Rickman!

I have the BEST Jizz Face on UG!

My YouTube Channel (slowmotion stuff!): www.youtube.com/wannabeguitarlegend
Last edited by archerygenious at Aug 5, 2010,
#34
Congratulations to the winner and runner up...ers.

Somebody owes me a scone!

And I lied about the pirates and ninjas, ninjas are far superior.

And I never even wanted you in the first place.


...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Last edited by Todd Hart at Aug 5, 2010,
#37
Quote by ilikepirates


Ouch..



You know I didn't really mean it!
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#38
Quote by CoreysMonster
UG's ideal man is ZeG, if you disagree you have no heart and deserve to be punched and thrown into a pool of ammonia.

It's true, but Carmel's got her claws in him. He's totally whipped I guess.


Quote by Todd Hart

And I lied about the pirates and ninjas, ninjas are far superior.

Dude....
Last edited by TheQuailman at Aug 5, 2010,
#40
I... I never stood a chance...



but, I was mentioned honorably! I'll remember your kindness! congratulation to all you top fivers.