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#1
So, my friend is mad at me because I confronted him on how he's in the wrong about pushing his mom and slapping her. I tell him straight up that he was in the wrong when he slapped her and he gets mad at me. (srs)

Background, this kid got made fun of/robbed/bullied many times and never raised his hand to any of the guys that were doing this to him but he finds the balls to hit and push is own mother? GTFO, coward.

Here's the story.
-His mom gets him a job
-First day of the day, he doesn't like it
-Later that day, mom makes him wait to get food for 30 minutes (from what I'm told)
-He tells me about it
-Next day, his mom makes him look bad. She asked him to carry a table but he was too busy to do it so some other lady helped her out and the manager seen this. The manager says "you can't even help your own mother"
-He gets pissed, cusses everyone, then storms out of work and heads home
-He comes home tells me about how he wants to kill her and stuff. I just though he was over exaggerating (I was wrong)
-Mom comes home, they get into an argument and he abuses her.

Anyways, here is how the convo went after he hit her.


HIM said:
[insert his name] had enough
Me *********** said:
Yeah, seems like it.
HIM said:
so what u up too
Me*********** said:
Just about to take a quick nap. Just wanted to see what's going on.
HIM said:
sleep well
Me *********** said:
k, later.
Try to not kill anyone.
HIM said:
no promises

Me) *********** said:
lol
*
HIM says:
*yo what u doing right now
Me *********** says:
*Just here thinking about my life. You?
HIM says:
*yo i dont feel liek being home right now do u wanna hang out she confronted me earlier then i snaped i pushed her around and slaped her
*she was blaming me at first then i explained myself then she finaly started admiting that it was her fault and started crying
*i was tyring to hold my self form punching her
*but i dont knwo whats gona happen today
Me *********** says:
*Do you pushed and slapped your mom?
HIM says:
*shes talking some **** about how shes gona kill her self and this other ****
*yeah
*i didnt push her down
*or slap her hard
Me*********** says:
*Dude...
HIM says:
*she kept on tlaking **** that i went up to her face to tlak to her then she started syaing it wasnt my fault
Me*********** says:
*Tell her that you're sorry.
HIM says:
*and then started blaming the other people and ****
*im not apologising for ****
*i will tell ehr that im gona go job hunting
*but im not apologising for whatshe seserved
*i could of done much worse
Me *********** says:
*She didn't deserve to get slapped or pushed around, man. Yelling at her and expressing your feelings is one thing but hitting/pushing your mom is another thing.
HIM says:
*im tired of her coming to me and blabbing in my face about everything and how im the problem and i always do ****
Me*********** says:
*Yeah but that's not enough to phyically abuse her, man.
HIM says:
*thats not abuse
Me*********** says:
*It is dude.
HIM says:
*1 push and 2 is slaps isnt abuse
*it wasnt even hard
*if it was hard she would flal down
*whos side ar eu on man
*people come in my face and tlak **** to me
*and expect me to sit there and take it
*1 push and 2 slaps to get out of my face isnt abuse
*is she not coming in my space
Me*********** says:
*I'm on the side of the right and I'm not going to suck up to you because you're my friend. If you're in the wrong then I'm not going to suger coat it. You're the one in the wrong. Before you hit her, she was in the wrong. It totally changed when you pushed and hit her, man. You could have walked away.
*You chose to hit her, and not walk away.
*Bad choice, dude.
HIM says:
*i dont know what kind of slap u think i slaped her with
*but whatever
*im done
*i said it was nothing hard
*it was ot get out of my face
*to
*u chose your side

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#8
Just saying, things are going to be ackward from now. You brang this on yourself though, don't be surprised if HE whomps on YOU.
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#9
I'm quoting The Ramones on this one.

"Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat ohh yeah"
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#10
Your friend is a hotheaded, insecure, and probably not very smart, sorry to tell you
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#11
Your "friend" sounds like a giant asshole. If you're concerned about it though, you might want to bring your parents in on this. Otherwise, i wouldn't talk to him again.
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#12
Yeah, your friend's a dick.
Do you just want us to agree with you or what?
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#15
He's gonna get sent to live with uncle and auntie.

What a ****, though. Or I assume, there may be another side. Doubt it though.
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#16
Seems like his emotions are getting to his head. He takes all of his anger out on his mom, because he knows that his mom will still love him afterward.
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#18
Only way to go about this, TS. You must slap his mom and show her how a man slaps.
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#19
He's an arsehole.
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#20
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Just saying, things are going to be ackward from now. You brang this on yourself though, don't be surprised if HE whomps on YOU.


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#21
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#22
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*Yeah but that's not enough to phyically abuse her, man.
HIM says:
*thats not abuse
Me*********** says:
*It is dude.
HIM says:
*1 push and 2 is slaps isnt abuse
*it wasnt even hard
*if it was hard she would flal down
*whos side ar eu on man
*people come in my face and tlak **** to me
*and expect me to sit there and take it
*1 push and 2 slaps to get out of my face isnt abuse


He sounds like a gormless twat. No offence
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#23
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BRANG works though.
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#27
Kiss him tenderly on the cheek.

I'm being deadly serious!
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#28
Next time you seem this kid, make sure to brang a knife
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#29
Well its his life and his mom... he can abuse either one of them.. Who are we to judge?
#31
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HIM says:
*thats not abuse
Me*********** says:
*It is dude.
HIM says:
*1 push and 2 is slaps isnt abuse
*it wasnt even hard
*if it was hard she would flal down
*whos side ar eu on man
*people come in my face and tlak **** to me
*and expect me to sit there and take it
*1 push and 2 slaps to get out of my face isnt abuse
*is she not coming in my space

...OK, I lol'd a bit.
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#35
Is shit recensored? It seems like it.

edit: It appears not.
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#36
What an asshole.
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#39
* HIM says: *yo what u doing right now Me *********** says: *Just here thinking about my life. You?

Deep bro

Also if you do meet up with him again do us all a favor and give him an almighty punch. He sounded like a tw*t even before he said he hit her
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