#1
If you type in "UL" and let google finish the rest the only 2 options above Ultimate Guitar are "Ulta"which sells cosmetics and fragrances etc, and "Uline" which sells Shipping supplies like boxes. So people, what is our plan to get UG to the top?
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#2
We google like madmen.
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it's on top here
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#5
We have to include 'Ultimate" "UG" in every single post on the forum and article on the main page.
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#6
But... I like boxes and fragrances
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we porn it and porn it hard
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#10
Sorry guys, that's my fault. I tend to google "Ulta" every 3/4 of a second. Tis a bad habbit
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#12
Spam google with ourselves until we're at the top.

Everybody's doing it.
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#13
It's already top of the pops for me. Maybe since I'm logged in it's personalizing my searches?

EDIT: Just tried without being signed in, still #1!
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I propose we invade Switzerland.

They've got some crazy knives over there.

I've heard you can do, like, a full gynecologic exam with one if you have to.

Just saying... Pretty good knife.
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#16
#3 on mine. first is ultimate electronics, then ulta.

i propose......we let it be. fly under the radar, so that we can invade switzerland a little more stealtier
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#17
Seriously guys, come on.

We need to start actually planning, not just saying. Do we steal the planes to Switzerland or do we ride in hidden?
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They've got some crazy knives over there.

I've heard you can do, like, a full gynecologic exam with one if you have to.

Just saying... Pretty good knife.

If I'm administering a gynecological examination isn't that what my penis is for?

Sure, it's not Swiss, but the quality is nearly as good and it's far cheaper too.
#19
Ultimate guitar is actually fifth on Norwegian Google...
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#20
Mine in the USA goes Ultimate Guitar
Ulta
Uline
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Ultimate guitar is actually fifth on Norwegian Google...


That's because Norway has entirely too many people named Ulath.
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#23
I often get "Ultimo" above Ultimate Guitar, which is a company dedicated to large breast cup sizes...

EDIT: Nevermind, it's top on the UK search.
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#26
Yup, it's first result for me.
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