#1
I've noticed a disturbing change in my behavior.
Without even realizing it I have gone 4 days without masturbating.
I'm confused and scared.
I need to know as people get older do they lose the energy and urge to jack whack it like there's no tomorrow!?
#4
Have you been having a life lately? Cause I've noticed the days I'm out having fun and doing stuff, there's basically no urge or desire to wank.
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#6
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Have you been having a life lately? Cause I've noticed the days I'm out having fun and doing stuff, there's basically no urge or desire to wank.


I always maintain an active life.
But I always use to find time because if I didn't just a soft breeze would result in a unwanted boner.
#7
God, calm down. Sometimes you have off periods. Sometimes I won't have sex for a while and won't masturbate either. It just happens sometimes.


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#8
You probably need to consolidate your mortgage.
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#9
It's your money. Use it when you need it.
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#12
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Have you been having a life lately? Cause I've noticed the days I'm out having fun and doing stuff, there's basically no urge or desire to wank.


me too!

i just got home from four days of nonstop fun gypsy ramshackling and i come
home to my nice empty house ready to jack it...and i dont want to...
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#13
Don't think about it then. As a matter of fact, go consult your financial advisor right away.
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#14
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me too!

i just got home from four days of nonstop fun gypsy ramshackling and i come
home to my nice empty house ready to jack it...and i dont want to...


I feel your pain
#15
You got lockcock. It'll fall off shortly. Don't sweat it.
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#20
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I haven't fapped in four days, but that's because I have a cut on my penis.

I know it's none of my business but I feel compelled to ask - Wtf did you put your willie in?
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#21




You guys have no idea how funny this thread is with a JG Wentworth commercial playing in the background. I would literally read a post as it was being said on the TV.

But OP, this has happened to me lately as well. Mostly because I'm chafing.
#22
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But OP, this has happened to me lately as well. Mostly because I'm chafing.



Pain has never stopped me before.
I remember one time I had a blister on the palm of my hand from work.
I stared at the giant red sore on my hand and decided to man up.
Not even sure if it was worth it.
#23
Uhm, generally you wank less if you've had sex or know you are going to get sex within the next 24 hours.
#24
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Uhm, generally you wank less if you've had sex or know you are going to get sex within the next 24 hours.


Real men fap before sex, so they last longer

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#25
It happens. I believe most people lose the drive to for a few days or a couple of weeks every once in a while. Don't be worried. Friend me if you want to talk about it.
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#26
Grits 4 Gold can really help in situations like this.
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#27
Routine is setting in... you probably don't look at it in that way anymore. In a few years, you'll probably be repulsed by the thought of even touching it
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#28
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I know it's none of my business but I feel compelled to ask - Wtf did you put your willie in?

My hand, I guess I tugged too hard. I'm pretty brutal.
#29
You're worried about this? I feel like I've accomplished something if I go a few days without wanking. Like I've been responsible, and saved up my wank to have a really good one the next day.
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#30
Since I asked my girlfriend's hand, I've not had sex in 2 weeks.
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#31
Its called a girlfriend. Get one it helps. I dont even have to do the work anymore lol
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#32
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Since I asked my girlfriend's hand, I've not had sex in 2 weeks.

You're asking the wrong hand....
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#33
Four times and I've only been awake an hour
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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