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http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.



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Discuss.
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Damn, I was too late.
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#5
Can they prove he isn't

also

edit: wait, I just read the article, this must be fake. He tried to stop mountain due from getting to the vending machines, as if they have no other source of drink?
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By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am

Hilariously random article becomes mundane.
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If anyone does ever time travel to us we'll never know because they'll always be dismissed as crazy.
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#10
Wait, if he is in the present, but from the future, if he already existed in the present, and died in the present, would this mean that his life would repeat infinitley, the same thing happening over and over again(to him), if he was truely from the future?
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#13
That whole read made me lol.
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Love the way it was written on the 1st April...

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That whole read made me lol.

Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that

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Well, almost
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#18
Honestly, if this wasn't an April 1st post, I would honestly consider the fact that he might be telling the truth.
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#20
Did anybody actually read that?
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It's you!

Well, almost

The discussion on the precise phonetic differences between the two are ongoing in another thread.
#22
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

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This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

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"It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening"

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"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."


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April fools.
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The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.


Oh the horror!
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#29
I was all until I saw the date was April first then I fell out of my chair laughing.
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The Large Hadron Collider is a giant pussy.

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#33
If all these claims are true, then he was officially the greatest genius this world has ever seen. I have not stopped laughing, the entire page, as more of this shit comes out. Amazing.
#34
Date: 1st of April.
Please.

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#37
His name is E.Colie.
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