#1
People who have seen my posts before would know that my father likes to take in down on there luck kids and I don't like alot of them. They would also know that i have quite a few brothers and a sister. Well, I am a man who likes soda, and since I recently got a job I like to buy soda, mainly two liter orange drinks. Since the increase in the amount of soda in my house I've noticed that people like to drink my soda without asking and when I'm not around. So, for my own jollies and since I'm getting my own mini fridge for my room soon, I think I'm going to buy one dollar two liters from dollar general and leave them in main fridge in the kitchen. After downing a little I'm going to pee in it until it fills up. Because its orange soda the color change shouldn't be noticable and my family members will drink it. The perfect revenge am i right?


tl;dr

As revenge for my family members drinking my soda I'm going to buy orange soda and pee in it so they drink it and I will have laughs.
I havn't changed this thing in a year.


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#4
Have you tried asking them not to drink your drinks?

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#6
That's certainly a mature way to go about it.
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Have you tried asking them not to drink your drinks?



I have and they have all said it wasnt them. I usually get maybe one glass per two liter before the entire thing is gone so someones drinking it that's not me.

Why would my dad care? He has his own stuff to drink.
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#10
why would your pee be ORANGE
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#11
That reminds me of the time my buddy peed in his brothers scope just little so that it wasn't noticeable, then his brother ended up using the whole bottle in a typical fashion
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#13
You should grow up and get over it.

Oh and one more thing, stop drinkin so much damn soda

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#16
this is most likely crossing the line
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for the first time ever i only read the tl:dr and it was worth it
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#19
You strike me as being a vindictive turd.
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This is the lol
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why would your pee be ORANGE

The douchebag is obviously on the rag man.
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#26
Well 4chan thought it was funny, so I'll take it as a time to get to action.
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#27
One of the guys I went to school with got the old piss in a beer bottle trick done to him once... it was all fun an games until he punched out the guy who did it, taking 3 teeth with him. 9 stitches and $20000 in dental bills later, the guy who did the punching did 2 months jail for assault...

Point is - people will get fcuking angry if you piss in their drink.
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Well 4chan thought it was funny, so I'll take it as a time to get to action.


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