TL;DR: heroin dealer sold heroin, heroin dealer no longer sells heroin
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Would have been better if written whilst on Heroin
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TL;DR: heroin dealer sold heroin, heroin dealer no longer sells heroin

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omg; heroin. he did it for the lulz, i'm sure.
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Holy crap, check this out!
I tried to read it while on heroin.. sorry, I passed out.. and now it seems I've pissed myself.. again..
He sold heroin to "Colin Ferrel"

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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
Just finished reading through it all. It's actually a pretty interesting read.
well at least everyone gave it a shot
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I thoroughly enjoyed it. A good read, and definitely worth the time.
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Enjoyed that
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Does anyone have any info on the author?

Seeing as he was directly involved with a triple homicide, I'm certain he went to great lengths to retain his anonymity.
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read it. Don't really know what to think or say.
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Wonder if this is real or not. Anyways i read it before, just read it again.
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I read it. I have doubts about it's authenticity but it was certainly a very interesting read. Maybe someone would be able to locate some online details about the triple homicide.
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well at least everyone gave it a shot

da dun dun chh!
I liked it.
Great read.
Great read. Don't really know what's true or not but it's still worthy to think about.
Just got done reading it. Good find OP.

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I'm not sure either if it's entirely true if true at all, but I just thought it was really well-written either way. Also kinda made me shiver at the scale of the drug trade. Scary stuff
I agree with everyone else; it was a great read!
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It strikes me as being a story that's based fairly loosely on actual events, but it was a sort-of interesting read, I suppose.
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This story had me on pins and needles

just kidding, I don't read
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