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#3
They should have picked up on this when the birth certificates were filled in. Not a couple of years later.
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#4
These people were clearly denied an abortion, and have named their children in hopes that it would get them killed.
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#6
That's really sad

That the parents would do that to their kids... But they are mentally ill
#13
I guess the oven is next.... What will the woman do in the kitchen now...
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#16
I can just imagine Adolf getting picked up by a Jewish family... He's now 16 and on the varsity football team... One of his teammates, Jerry, finds this article... Adolf's just finished up with practice, and heads for the communal showers with Jerry... They both enter, Jerry LEAPS OUT OF THE SHOWER AND YELLS TO ADOLF

"Hey! HOW'S THAT SHOWER GOING???"

And the rest... Is history.
#17
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I can just imagine Adolf getting picked up by a Jewish family... He's now 16 and on the varsity football team... One of his teammates, Jerry, finds this article... Adolf's just finished up with practice, and heads for the communal showers with Jerry... They both enter, Jerry LEAPS OUT OF THE SHOWER AND YELLS TO ADOLF

"Hey! HOW'S THAT SHOWER GOING???"

And the rest... Is history.

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#19
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^I think that's an offensive style, if anything.



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#20
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^I think that's an offensive style, if anything.

They didn't even get Himmler's name right, wtf is wrong with them.

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Yeah, I wonder
#21
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Yeah, I wonder

I think we all got the part about them being insane.
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#23
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"Looks good, looks good"

*4 Years later*

">_>... I did Nazi what you did there!"

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#26
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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...


...but the rape never came
#28
The case first came to public attention in December 2008 after a shop refused to decorate a birthday cake for Adolf.


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#29
In Spanish class my friend picked "Adolfo" as his Spanish name, so having been denied that opportunity, I chose to be know as "Mussolini-oh"
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#30
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In Spanish class my friend picked "Adolfo" as his Spanish name, so having been denied that opportunity, I chose to be know as "Mussolini-oh"

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#31
I think that this is disgusting, Anne Frankly I won't stand it.
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#33
I wonder what their prenatal doctor visits were like.

Doctor: Everything is looking good. Have you thought about a name?
Mom: Well we've been thinking about JoyceLynn.
Doctor: Oh that's pretty. Is there going to be a middle name?
Mom: Aryan Nation
Doctor: O_O
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#34
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I had to say it out loud before I got it, but damnit that was hilarious!


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#35
At first, I thought the kids got taken away because of their names, which made me angry.

Then upon further reading, I realized the parents weren't so right in the head.


AÆdit: Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if the parents were completely sane and some jackass just got butthurt that someone would name their kids that.
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#36
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I think that this is disgusting, Anne Frankly I won't stand it.

I, too, have Zero tolerance for these shenanigans.

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#38
"Unspecified mental and physical disabilities."

Translation: Non-existant mental and physical disabilities we made up to make our decision to take the children more rational.

They're just names. Damn funny ones at that, too.
#39
SteveHouse is owning this thread.


He caused me to ROML quite a bit.
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#40
whats wrong with the name adolf? i think its a beautiful sounding name

*reads history book*

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