Any advice you guys can think of I should give to my possibly pregnant friend?

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#1
Title almost says it all haha, teenage pregnancy um...sucks. And my friend's probly got it, she just hasn't gotten an actual blood test yet. Any of you been in or know someone who's been in this situation before? What should I tell her? She's keeping it btw. She's always hella deppressed when we talk, how the fridge do you cheer up a teenage prego??
#3
Well, at least you don't have cancer!

edit: Just stick by her through all the mood swings. She'll need some good friends.
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Title almost says it all haha, teenage pregnancy um...sucks. And my friend's probly got it, she just hasn't gotten an actual blood test yet. Any of you been in or know someone who's been in this situation before? What should I tell her? She's keeping it btw. She's always hella deppressed when we talk, how the fridge do you cheer up a teenage prego??


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"how the fridge"?

I say that all the time to my friends ad in school and everything haha, its funny to me but not to any1 else, not a big deal I feel lie comedy is for the entertainment of the comedian.

@SlayingDragons, if its a boy, Fonzy, if its a girl, Clitoris, if its a retarded boy, Opi, IDK abt a retarded girl. I'm just saying what she said, don't shoot the messanger man haha
edit: i already said she's keeping it right?
#10
Just be a friend to her, let her know you are there if she needs you. Trust me. I went through this several times with my best friend in high school....but thankfully it ended up being a false alarm every time.
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edit: Just stick by her through all the mood swings. She'll need some good friends.
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I say that all the time to my friends ad in school and everything haha, its funny to me but not to any1 else, not a big deal I feel lie comedy is for the entertainment of the comedian.

@SlayingDragons, if its a boy, Fonzy, if its a girl, Clitoris, if its a retarded boy, Opi, IDK abt a retarded girl. I'm just saying what she said, don't shoot the messanger man haha
edit: i already said she's keeping it right?



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#13
thank god my girlfriend is on the pill. that's all i have to say.
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"If you ever change your mind I just want you to know that I have a pair of coat hangers readily available at any time."
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#16
pregnant women are really horny....so jump on that...anyways

just be a good friend and have a good pair of listening ears orrrr gtf outta there, soldier!
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"If you ever change your mind I just want you to know that I have a pair of coat hangers readily available at any time."


"And trust me, I'd be more then happy to add another one to my collection."


To far?
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but thankfully it ended up being a false alarm every time.

doesn't that just get your goat?

"Wahh!! I'm pregnant!"

"Again? Bitch, you had an abortion three months ago!"

...two weeks later

"I'm not pregnant!"

"Why the hell are you still at my house then?"
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TS, look on the bright side. She can't get double pregnant!




yeah huh. How do you think twins are made?


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#22
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"And trust me, I'd be more then happy to add another one to my collection."


To far?


Yes. But by too far, I mean that you took it far enough so that I no longer get the joke...
#23
Buy her humorous t-shirts that refer to her pregnancy.
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#24
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doesn't that just get your goat?

"Wahh!! I'm pregnant!"

"Again? Bitch, you had an abortion three months ago!"

...two weeks later

"I'm not pregnant!"

"Why the hell are you still at my house then?"


It was more she flipped out at school it went something like this

"I think I'm pregnant. No I don't think I'm pretty sure I am"

" * I proceed to rant how she should be more careful and almost have a heart attack*

A week later

" I'm not pregnat!"
" "

One Month later Repeat this process. It happened at least 5 times senior year.
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Yes. But by too far, I mean that you took it far enough so that I no longer get the joke...


If I'm correct, the coat hanger is used to grab and pull out the unborn fetus.

Which would then be added to the collection of unborn dead fetuses...

Yeah, never mind.
#26
For one she hasn't had it confirmed by blood test yet. Tell her to calm down until then. After that, just give her your support dude, it's all you can do.

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It was more she flipped out at school it went something like this

"I think I'm pregnant. No I don't think I'm pretty sure I am"

" * I proceed to rant how she should be more careful and almost have a heart attack*

A week later

" I'm not pregnat!"
" "

One Month later Repeat this process. It happened at least 5 times senior year.



they never learn...
#28
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I say that all the time to my friends ad in school and everything haha, its funny to me but not to any1 else, not a big deal I feel lie comedy is for the entertainment of the comedian.

@SlayingDragons, if its a boy, Fonzy, if its a girl, Clitoris, if its a retarded boy, Opi, IDK abt a retarded girl. I'm just saying what she said, don't shoot the messanger man haha
edit: i already said she's keeping it right?

If the bolded part is for real, that makes me think that shes really, really not prepared to have a child, regardless of whether she wants to keep it or not.

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#29
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teenage pregnancy um...sucks. And my friend's probly got it

also lol @ "my friend's got the Teen Pregnancy"

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#30
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If the bolded part is for real, that makes me think that shes really, really not prepared to have a child, regardless of whether she wants to keep it or not.

OT: SteveHouse is right. Listen to him.

Yeah, seriously. She could at least spell "Fonzie" and "Opie" right.

And usually the grandparents end up raising the kid in this situation from what I've seen.
Last edited by CaptDin at Aug 7, 2010,
#31
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If the bolded part is for real, that makes me think that shes really, really not prepared to have a child, regardless of whether she wants to keep it or not.

OT: SteveHouse is right. Listen to him.

This is what she told me but I wont let her who use those names, neither will her bf.

btw, to the ppl suggestin i get in her pants, she's my ex, and not the type of ex that u know isnt gonna be an ex for long, the type of ex who there is never again a chance with, so thanks for the optomistic outlook but not gonna happen haha and her boyfriend would kill me, and he can, he's thrice my size. yes thrice, as in 3 times my size.
#32
Well, first are you the dad? O.o

Now that I took my shot at you. Just support her.


Son of bitch, steve beat me here.
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Son of bitch, steve beat me here.


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#35


Follow the example.
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#36
Tell her you love her and that you'll take care of the baby.

...Then dont'
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#37
She'd depressed but she's keeping it?

You also don't get pregnancy. It isn't a disease.

You sound like a smart bunch. Abort the thing and learn safe sex.

EDIT: Looked at your profile, you're barely 15. I'm assuming she's 15 too. WAY too young for a kid. Get rid of it.
Last edited by Bearded_Seth at Aug 7, 2010,
#38
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teenage pregnancy um...sucks. And my friend's probly got it, she just hasn't gotten an actual blood test yet.


Stop the train! How long has teen pregnancy been a disease?
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#39
ohmygod u guys all take the things i say way too literal and way too seriously! pregnancy isnt a disease, its just the way i felt like saying it, my wording of it isnt even worth bringing up repeatedly. i'm not the father, she's just a friend right now, she's also my ex, and she said if her bf leaves them and i help them thru it (which she KNOWS i would do) she'd just think of me as the father and tell the kid to call me dad haha, and i doubt she'd really name her kid Clitoris or Fonzie or Opie, she's just trying to scare me. she's not going to abort the aby, or give it up for adoption, she's just the kind of person who wouldnt want to do that, a baby would be extremely important to her. but obviously she doesnt want to be pregnant if she's a teenager, just that if she already is she's not gonna change that. and im not going to frickin falcone punch her! im not that mean! And yes, we're both 15 and a half, and going into sophomore year right now.

To those of you who've been serious, thanks a lot, and to those who arent, im totally fine with jokes, i expected a lot of jokes on this thread, its jut stupid how its the same 1s over and over again, learn to read what people already posted cuz you'll notice the joke u want to tell has already been repeated a lot.

edit: and was any1 really taking me seriously with the "she's got the teenage pregnancy" thing?
Last edited by TMVATDI at Aug 7, 2010,
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