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Well I bought some $150 Oakleys today. And I realized how completely unecessary they are (although they are great for fishing). Post your most useless/unecessary recent purchases.

EDIT - I bought a whole new beer bong once cuz the one I just bought had gum in it and I didn't even wanna bother.
#2
I use to buy cologne a lot for some reason. I have about 8 bottles. Totally useless except for maybe 1 or 2 bottles.
#3
A guitar. I don't even play, I just thought it was a requirement to lurk these forums.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#5
i bought dog food once when i didnt have a dog
i dont know how it happened i got home with the groceries and there it was
#6
Whenever I go to a stationery/office supply store I end up with all this stuff I don't need. I have 3 shoeboxes full of highlighters that I'll probably never use.

I also keep accumulating lip gloss, I don't even remember buying them but I have 15 of them and I only use one.
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#7
I bought Ernie Ball strings. They rusted up and totally died after 2 days. What a waste.

And yes, I do wash my hands and I do clean the strings after playing.
#8
whenever im sick i buy new sheets,pillowcases, and a toothbrush
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#11
Lord, where to even begin?

-a PA system I've never used
-a couple car audio systems I've never used for anything
-'83 Winnebago from eBay motors
-PC games I don't even play
-tons of other crap.
#12
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i bought dog food once when i didnt have a dog
i dont know how it happened i got home with the groceries and there it was



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#13
A santa suit i bought last christmas.. I didnt even wear it
#14
Oakleys are never unneccessary
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#15
A fleshlight, dont ask.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#17


A set of banana holders. I've actually used them a couple of times
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#18
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Lord, where to even begin?

-a PA system I've never used
-a couple car audio systems I've never used for anything
-'83 Winnebago from eBay motors
-PC games I don't even play
-tons of other crap.
You can afford to do that, git


I mostly buy shoes that I don't want to wear in because they hurt but try to wear for a few hours without failing too much. But I don't give them much wear otherwise. I have my favourite heels to go out in anyway so eh

/typical and obvious female response
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#19
My "The Devil Wears Prada" t-shirt. Right after I bought it, I realized that they suck balls
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#20
I have a hobby of signing up on those sex hook up websites, because if you enter your area code, you can see all the people in your town who actually use them. I don't actually use them for anything other than looking for people I know, because it's usually a good laugh. Well, last night I found a more popular one and so I decided I should pay for a three day trial.. which was like ten bucks, but still... and of the five girls I know, only one of them had nudes that I could then copy and paste onto their facebook PMs for the lulz.

It was a total waste of my time. Found a cop on there, though.

edit: Herpes dating websites are awesome, too.
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#21
Japanese phrase book. Only phrases I've learnt from it:

"chotte matte" - easy tiger
"hiningu nashi de wa shimasen" - I won't do it without protection

All I'm gonna need if I ever go to Japan really.
#22
A Kasabian album.
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#24
The digital video camera that came in the VIP package for Mayhem Fest was pretty useless. I can't even get the videos to come up on any of my players even though they're in .avi format and the audio is shit.
#25
Quote by HollishGuy


A set of banana holders. I've actually used them a couple of times


LOL who on earth invented those? They seem to fit quite well actually lol
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#26
Quote by HollishGuy


A set of banana holders. I've actually used them a couple of times


Wtf
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-Peavey Vypyr 15
-Ernie Ball Regular Slinky 0.10
-Jim Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah pedal
-Boss DS-1 Distortion pedal
-Cleartone instrument cable

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#27
A classical guitar. I barely use it. I should have bought a steel string acoustic instead
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#28
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A fleshlight, dont ask.


Now you are making me ask by saying that....
#29
Quote by HollishGuy


A set of banana holders. I've actually used them a couple of times

I have these
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You should be using UG classic.




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#31
A 1 year subscription to Club Stobbart. Saw three on my first day, never looked back.
#32
Quote by HollishGuy

A set of banana holders. I've actually used them a couple of times

NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#34
Quote by HollishGuy


A set of banana holders. I've actually used them a couple of times

They could so easily lead to embarrassing situations
#35
And yes, I do wash my hands and I do clean the strings after playing.

Wait...Wash hands before playing guitar? ō_o Why would anyone do that?

OT : I bought an expensive hunting knife. Even though I live in the middle of a busy city. What a waste. D: I also have a shitload of paper meant for school, but when I need it at school, I normally just ask a friend. :P

EDIT: Who on Earth would actually use banana holders? I find them utterly useless.
Last edited by Maglun at Aug 7, 2010,
#36
Quote by Duffman123
They could so easily lead to embarrassing situations

Is that a banana holder in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
#39
a replica legend of zelda shield. i barely go save zelda and fight gannondorf! D:
#40
I didn't buy them but I stole a pack of cards when I was at work one day and opened them twice to shuffle them because I was bored.
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