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#1
What's the first thing you do?

Drink coffee?Eat cereal?meditate?

I personally just brush my teeth and drink coffee and sit on the computer for a couple of minutes, wakes me up good.
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#2
INB4 Fap...
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#3
No you wake up and make a bloody crap thread.

I jerk off then listen to some classical music for about an hour and read a book
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#4
Go on the pit


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No you wake up and make a bloody crap thread.

I jerk off then listen to some classical music for about an hour and read a book


Classical music arouses you?
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#9
Gradually roll around until I fall out of bed, it's the only way to convince myself to get up. This process can take up to an hour.
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Classical music arouses you?

Yes, because padgea7x is a fourth dimensional being who can be turned on by events that happen in his future.
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#10
I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy and brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.
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#11
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Classical music arouses you?

Whalepudding pretty much hit the nail on the head
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
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I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy and brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.

God damn, you beat me to it.

Shower/shave ----> Brush ----> Floss ----> Eyebrows ----> Hair ----> Clothes ----> Breakfast ----> ?????
#14
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']God damn, you beat me to it.

Shower/shave ----> Brush ----> Floss ----> Eyebrows ----> Hair ----> Clothes ----> Breakfast ----> ?????

You have a busy morning, You should take it easy relax a bit instead of getting ready right away.
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']God damn, you beat me to it.

Shower/shave ----> Brush ----> Floss ----> Eyebrows ----> Hair ----> Clothes ----> Breakfast ----> ?????
Eyebrows?
#16
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']God damn, you beat me to it.

Shower/shave ----> Brush ----> Floss ----> Eyebrows ----> Hair ----> Clothes ----> Breakfast ----> ?????

Eyebrows? 0.o


I have a wake-up fap, brush my hair, get dressed and eat breakfast

EDIT: ^^ I dun got beat
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#17
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You have a busy morning, You should take it easy relax a bit instead of getting ready right away.

I would, but I'm a horrible procrastinator. If I don't get ready right away, it might be the evening before I get going.

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Eyebrows?

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#18
Feel like P. Diddy.

EDIT: FFFFUUUUUU-

On a serious note, I usually lay in bed for about 5 minutes to properly wake up, go downstairs and have a drink, then continue my day.
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#19
Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse.
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud,
Cuz I don't care who I piss off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner.
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner.
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#20
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When I wake up in the morning I feel better when I realise I'm not Justin Bieber.

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#21
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']
I have to wax them every day since they grow so fast. They're actually kinda bushy in my profile pic. If I don't feel like waxing all around, I just take care of the center.



You have to wax everyday?
You probably have super eyebrows.
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Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse.
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud,
Cuz I don't care who I piss off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner.
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner.


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#23


Screw yer P diddy
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
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That would have been better if you didn't openly copy but slightly change a Bill Bailey quote about James Blunt. And he's the one with girls chasing him everywhere he goes, millions of dollars in the bank, sold out shows worldwide and a household name. Yeah man, he's got it pretty bad.

At least I'm not Justin Bieber.
#26
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At least I'm not Justin Bieber.

That's fair enough, but everything he's got, I wouldn't mind. Except his "Angelic singing voice".

On topic, I usually get up and have a wash, get dressed have breakfast and a cup of tea then brush teeth and fix the day.
#27
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That's fair enough, but everything he's got, I wouldn't mind. Except his "Angelic singing voice".

On topic, I usually get up and have a wash, get dressed have breakfast and a cup of tea then brush teeth and fix the day.



You brush teeth after you drink tea and have breakfast?
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#29
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You have to wax everyday?
You probably have super eyebrows.

I usually don't mind. Waxing feels great to me.
#30
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It makes sense. I personally can't stand eating or drinking without clean teeth.


The way he wrote it he eats and drinks then he brushes his teeth.
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#31
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You brush teeth after you drink tea and have breakfast?

What's the point brushing your teeth before tea and breakfast?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
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What's the point brushing your teeth before tea and breakfast?


To keep your teeth clean?
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#33
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To keep your teeth clean?

Why not brush them after then?
If you clean them before you eat they're just going to get dirty again and you'll go throughout the whole day with bad breath and dirty teeth
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#35
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Why not brush them after then?
If you clean them before you eat they're just going to get dirty again and you'll go throughout the whole day with bad breath and dirty teeth


my teeth dont get dirty after I brush them and eat something
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#36
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']God damn, you beat me to it.


I beat you both. :P

anyways, the instant I wake up...I immediately, without question regret being awake.

edit:

my teeth dont get dirty after I brush them and eat something


yeah they do...all the bacteria and jizz is everywhere after eating.
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#37
Wait... people actually brush before eating?

Not only would that ruin whatever you're eating with the taste of mint, it makes no sense. If you brush last thing before leaving the house, your mouth is fresh. If you brush then eat, you'll go out with food around your teeth.

Not necessarily visibly, but your breath would smell of breakfast rather than mint.

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#38
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Wait... people actually brush before eating?

Not only would that ruin whatever you're eating with the taste of mint, it makes no sense. If you brush last thing before leaving the house, your mouth is fresh. If you brush then eat, you'll go out with food around your teeth.


Hmmm I never really thought about it like that, ill try eating then brushing.
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#39
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Wait... people actually brush before eating?

Not only would that ruin whatever you're eating with the taste of mint, it makes no sense. If you brush last thing before leaving the house, your mouth is fresh. If you brush then eat, you'll go out with food around your teeth.

Not necessarily visibly, but your breath would smell of breakfast rather than mint.


Drinking milk right after brushing your teeth doesn't taste that bad. It's like a buffer between the toothpaste and whatever else you're eating.
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#40
Quote by Kilobyte
Wait... people actually brush before eating?

Not only would that ruin whatever you're eating with the taste of mint, it makes no sense. If you brush last thing before leaving the house, your mouth is fresh. If you brush then eat, you'll go out with food around your teeth.

Not necessarily visibly, but your breath would smell of breakfast rather than mint.

It makes sense, but I've just always done it the other way.
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