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What are some of the things that parents say that make you cringe? Not your parents, but random parents you over hear or are friends with.


Mine is when a kid makes a necklace of paperclips or some thing that anyone could have thought of and the parents go oh he is so creative.
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
#5
Anything that is discriminatory
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#6
Parents who justify their children no matter what they do.
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#7
^ No shit
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When parents say stupid religious stuff.

Another one, when parents goes off on rant about how they raise Raiden as child soldier. O.o

Sorry I couldnt help myself
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
#9
"Because I said so"
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Son how do I internetz?! makes me cringe pretty bad


So when youll have kids and you are 40 and your kids will have all those technological gadgets would you be happy that your sons will cringe and hate explaining it to you?
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"Because I said so"


This, also interchangable with "Because I'm the parent." That's really only saying "Because I'm older, I have the right to disrespect you."
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#15
When they refer to themselves in the third person when talking to their kids. "Mommy doesn't like it when you kick the back of her car seat."
#16
After at least 20 times:

"I don't know how to plug my iPod in - can you just do it for me?"



EDIT: ^goddamn I hate that
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Around other people:
"Hah, just like that time Cas *insert embarrasing situation here*"
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#19
"So isn't he your real father?"

Just because I call my dad by his first name, and my mom, well, mom.
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Around other people:
"Hah, just like that time Cas *insert embarrasing situation here*"
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+1x10000000

I hate when they do that.
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#21
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Around other people:
"Hah, just like that time Cas *insert embarrasing situation here*"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


Hate when they do this! this is definitely the worst thing your parents can do, especially in front of your friends.
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Around other people:
"Hah, just like that time Cas *insert embarrasing situation here*"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


oh man, my parents always do this
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"Consequences will never be the same"



Doesen't matter, you cant break me.
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"Because I said so"


That doesn't work well when your parents are divorced, it just turns into "well fine I'll just call *insert whichever parent isn't pissing you off* and go with them, see you next week"
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So when youll have kids and you are 40 and your kids will have all those technological gadgets would you be happy that your sons will cringe and hate explaining it to you?


No, but I'll at least know how to do basic things like opening up Google Chrome and stuff. My dad can't even figure that out
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Do u think that u going to succeed with ur band? U NEED TO STUDY! U NEED TO GRADUATE, GET A JOB, GET A HOUSE, GET MARRIED AND MAKE BABIES.

God i'm even pissed when i'm writing this. So stupid..
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Do u think that u going to succeed with ur band? U NEED TO STUDY! U NEED TO GRADUATE, GET A JOB, GET A HOUSE, GET MARRIED AND MAKE BABIES.

God i'm even pissed when i'm writing this. So stupid..


To be fair, you do need to at least graduate.
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Do u think that u going to succeed with ur band? U NEED TO STUDY! U NEED TO GRADUATE, GET A JOB, GET A HOUSE, GET MARRIED AND MAKE BABIES.

God i'm even pissed when i'm writing this. So stupid..



They're right though.

"When will I be a grand father?!?!"

Every single week
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"Because I said so"

This takes me so far beyond cringing. I get SO pissed off when people say that to me. People only say that when they can't come up with a real reason as to why.

OT: I know what is best for my child. (Mostly from people who are younger than me ) No the fuck you dont. Do you honestly believe that you know how to raise a child before you can even take care of yourself properly? Its probably good to mention that essentially all of these people are either 1)Still living with their parents, 2)Strippers, or 3) completely emotionally/mentally unstable, or any combination of those.
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how do i copy a picture from the internet?
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"son its called reefer madness because when you smoke it, it makes you crazy and want to kill people" age 8

he was being serious too he ACTUALLY believed that. i guess during the 50's you didn't question the propaganda.
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Do u think that u going to succeed with ur band? U NEED TO STUDY! U NEED TO GRADUATE, GET A JOB, GET A HOUSE, GET MARRIED AND MAKE BABIES.

God i'm even pissed when i'm writing this. So stupid..


my parents just wont quit for the job thing. At literally opportunity they bring it up. For example: Im walking around the house then "Are you bored??" "uhh, kinda" "Well get a job!!!!! Then you wont be!" Or "Hey dad wheres some batteries for the remote? I think they're out." "Well maybe if you had a JOB you could pay for them yourself!!!!" Or the worst ones. It's just a normal conversation at the table then this is brought up : "So i heard there's a job opening at literally the shittiest restaurant in town. I think you should drop in a resume there."

I just completely hate getting pestered by them.
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Every time either of them says anything remotely referring to sex.

Just don't do it.

Even worse when the comment is about the other parent.

And then they start giggling.

OH GOD.

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my parents just wont quit for the job thing. At literally opportunity they bring it up. For example: Im walking around the house then "Are you bored??" "uhh, kinda" "Well get a job!!!!! Then you wont be!" Or "Hey dad wheres some batteries for the remote? I think they're out." "Well maybe if you had a JOB you could pay for them yourself!!!!" Or the worst ones. It's just a normal conversation at the table then this is brought up : "So i heard there's a job opening at literally the shittiest restaurant in town. I think you should drop in a resume there."

I just completely hate getting pestered by them.

i dunno, maybe get a job to shut'em up?

awesome side note - you won't be broke anymore and can buy your own batteries.
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"son its called reefer madness because when you smoke it, it makes you crazy and want to kill people" age 8

he was being serious too he ACTUALLY believed that. i guess during the 50's you didn't question the propaganda.

Have you seen the film Reefer Madness? It's goddamn hilarious.
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"So isn't he your real father?"

Just because I call my dad by his first name, and my mom, well, mom.


If he is your real dad then call him dad, you dick.

Imagine how it feels that his own spawn doesn't respect him enough to acknowledge the fact that he took part in creating you.

But on topic, I don't like playing guitar for my family because they'll give me merit no matter what. But then if I think about, it'd hurt if they criticisized.

Also, I have no idea how it'd play out when girlfriends get brought home. I'm a lonely pathetic virgin who doesn't get action, but my brother does and never brings home his women. Just begs to ask what happened with his first girl that he did bring home.
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Have you seen the film Reefer Madness? It's goddamn hilarious.

Thank god my dad was smart enough to see past that.
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"Pick that up for me, son"

No dad! I will NOT bend over for you again!
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