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#1
post a pic or describe the coolest/funniest bumper sticker you've seen
#3
I hate when people display their political agenda on the ass-end of their car. That really pisses me off, and you can usually count on the conservatives driving too slowly and the liberals driving like dumbasses.
#4



These are mine.

I also have one that has a picture of earth that says "love your mother" on the right side of my car, but I don't have a picture of it.

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I hate when people display their political agenda on the ass-end of their car. That really pisses me off, and you can usually count on the conservatives driving too slowly and the liberals driving like dumbasses.


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#6
I don't think funny or cool bumper stickers exist.

I did see a bunch of hippies with a van that said "free candy and puppies" on the side.
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#7
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I don't think funny or cool bumper stickers exists.

This.

Although one time I saw a car with Jawbreaker and Fugazi bumper stickers. That was pretty cool.
#9
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This.

Although one time I saw a car with Jawbreaker and Fugazi bumper stickers. That was pretty cool.

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#10
I though that Spartan's stickers were cool, but I hate it other wise when someone shows their political crap.

And otherwiise it's just rather stupid, bumper stickers/
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#12
Have one that says

"keep honkin' if you've never seen a machine gun fired from a moving vehicle"


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#14
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Bumpers stickers aren't funny...although the dinosaur eating the Christian fish thing is rather epic.


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#15
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Nice shorts.


Haha. Yeah, I noticed my reflection. And thanks. I think the dinosaur eating the fish is epic, too, which is why it decorates my car
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These are mine.

I also have one that has a picture of earth that says "love your mother" on the right side of my car, but I don't have a picture of it.

EDIT:


I like your political views sir.

I saw one guy who had a bumper sticker that said "impeach Obama." Its okay to not like him, but there is no reason to kick him out of office. ****ing whiny conservative bitch.
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#18
+100 internets if someone calls the Tennessee State Patrol and turns in that kids license plate number for a hit and run or something.

Seriously though, you might wanna put a black bar over the numbers on the plate.
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#19
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I like your political views sir.

I saw one guy who had a bumper sticker that said "impeach Obama."

Its okay to not like him, but there is no reason to kick him out of office.


I see shit like that all the time. I live in hyper-conservative, buckle of the bible belt eastern Tennessee, my good sir.

I'm honestly afraid that I'm going to walk out to my car one day and find that the tires have been popped or my paint job is keyscratched.

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+100 internets if someone calls the Tennessee State Patrol and turns in that kids license plate number for a hit and run or something.


Can it be +200 if I turn myself in?
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I'm honestly afraid that I'm going to walk out to my car one day and find that the tires have been popped or my paint job is keyscratched.


A good way of ensuring that doesn't happen might be to take the stickers off
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#21
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A good way of ensuring that doesn't happen might be to take the stickers off


I have far too much fun being inflammatory to do that.
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#22
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I have far too much fun being inflammatory to do that.


Well, be careful not to get an 'inflamed' cross thrown onto your lawn or car
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#23
This is the only thing on the back of my car.

I wish

EDIT: Also, this.
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#24
i lol at the obama stickers. hope nope
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#25
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This is the only thing on the back of my car.

I wish


My uncle has one of these, his is the dark blue with siver stripes though. Sad part is he still wont let me drive it
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#26
I don't mind bumper stickers, as long as they're not some lame political bullshit.

The only two I have:



Wow, I can't believe I was able to find both of those on the Internet in the space of a minute.
#27
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This is the only thing on the back of my car.

I wish

EDIT: Also, this.

Lol, if I had a car that was actually cool, I wouldn't put bumper stickers on it. But I drive a POS Nissan Maxima that's wrecked from all sides, literally. So I have to spruce it up somehow, without putting a fart can on it like most would do in my situation.
#28
Man, a lot of Tennesse folks with their bumper stickers.
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#29
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Man, a lot of Tennesse folks with their bumper stickers.

That's how we do it, son.
#30
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These are mine.

I also have one that has a picture of earth that says "love your mother" on the right side of my car, but I don't have a picture of it.

EDIT:


How the hell do you drive around with stickers like that in Sevierville and not get shot?!
#31
1. Stop double posting, sir. It's giving me a headache.

2. I've only seen bumper stickers here at Wal Mart or driving around north North Texas, and that's where you see the real conservative people.
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#32
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How the hell do you drive around with stickers like that in Sevierville and not get shot?!


Cuz I'm one royal BAMF, that's how.
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#33
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1. Stop double posting, sir. It's giving me a headache.

2. I've only seen bumper stickers here at Wal Mart or driving around north North Texas, and that's where you see the real conservative people.

What can I say, it's easier to just click "reply", type what I have to say and click "submit", than quoting a post, copying it, going back, clicking edit on my post, right click and paste then click submit.

Besides, I was just joking really. I don't know anything about the political views of that area honestly. Near as I can tell, all anyone does in Sevierville is play golf.
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#34
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What can I say, it's easier to just click "reply", type what I have to say and click "submit", than quoting a post, copying it, going back, clicking "reply", right click and paste then click submit.

Besides, I was just joking really. I don't know anything about the political views of that area honestly. Near as I can tell, all anyone does in Sevierville is play golf.


Almost no one I know here plays golf; it's a tourist thing, haha.

This area is ridiculously conservative, like, scarily conservative. Ask people what their ideal government would be like, and most people would give you an answer that closely resembles a fascistic theocracy that lynches minorities and gays just for fun.

But it's okay; this area has absolutely zero redeeming qualities. Sure, the mountains are pretty, but when you've seen one, you've seen them all. The tourists suck; the locals suck only marginally less, and anyone with half a brain leaves after high school.
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#35
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Almost no one I know here plays golf; it's a tourist thing, haha.

This area is ridiculously conservative, like, scarily conservative. Ask people what their ideal government would be like, and most people would give you an answer that closely resembles a fascistic theocracy that lynches minorities and gays just for fun.

But it's okay; this area has absolutely zero redeeming qualities. Sure, the mountains are pretty, but when you've seen one, you've seen them all. The tourists suck; the locals suck only marginally less, and anyone with half a brain leaves after high school.

My grandparents have a condo out there that they go to sometimes, in Fairfield Glade. I honestly have no idea why they like it there to be honest, I've been there several times, and it's boring as hell.

I figured it was conservative for some reason... the Nashville area isn't really that bad, I mean sure, a lot of people have conservative leanings, but not to a completely unreasonable degree.
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Threadjacked thread is about Tennesee.
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#37
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I hate bumper stickers.



Me too. Most consist of the types of phrases that you see 13 year old kids wearing on t shirts. By that I mean phrases that are trying too hard to be funny.


Or something dealing with religion. Either about how cool Jesus is, or how stupid religion is. Both are equally annoying.
#38
Quote by Echoplex
I hate when people display their political agenda on the ass-end of their car. That really pisses me off, and you can usually count on the conservatives driving too slowly and the liberals driving like dumbasses.


From my experience, the liberals drive too slow and at the same time like dumb-asses. The Conservatives tend to drive too fast and like dumbasses.

Lets face it, everyone drives like a dumbass.
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#39
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Threadjacked thread is about Tennesee.


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#40
"My child is an honor student at Fancher Elementary School.....note to self. BLOW UP Fancher Elementary School."

I've chuckled at a "don't tailgate me or i'll flick a booger on your windshield" and one on a pick up that said "yea this is my pick up. no i will not help you move." most others are stupid. and slightly on topic, when someones got a pair of balls hanging from the back of their car.....just....wtf
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