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#1
I went to the pet store to get food for my girls reptiles. I got a bunch of mice for snakes and a rat for our 4 foot Tegu lizard. When i got back to my house all of the mice and the rat had chewed through the thin cardboard boxes the retarded pet store put them in and had escaped into my 4runner. I searched for hours and got a bunch of friends to help out and we managed to catch all the mice, but not the rat.

this was last Monday.

Now my whole car smells like death and flies are taking over. No air freshener helps at all and its been a very hot week. I know more or less where the rat is, in the air conditioner vents. so when the A.C. is on it smells worse.

does anybody know an easy way to get this ****er out without tearing the entire car apart or paying out the ass? I need help guys i can smell it from my house.
#2
Chillin? Or burning up, releasing all the stench.
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#4
The smell will still be there when it's gone soooo..... you're screwed, buddy.
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#5
A little late for this solution now, but a kitteh or a snake could have solved the problem and chased the rat out. As for what you can do now, im not really sure
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Drive the car off a cliff for the insurance money.
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#9
I once read in a book about the Blue Bomb, a sort of biological weapon that destroys any organic matter within its blast radius but leaves everything else absolutely untouched. So if you set one off in your car, it would completely disintegrate the dead rat and leave the rest of your car is it is.

Unfortunately, the book I was reading was fiction so that doesn't really help you at all.
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The smell will still be there when it's gone soooo..... you're screwed, buddy.

I hope to god the smell wont linger. I got a huge ass air freshener that's supposed to last 7 weeks and you cant smell it over the dead rat
#12
Well you are probably going to have to take your dash apart to get the bastard out of there. I've seen more than one car dash have to be taken apart to get an animal out ( dead or alive) and more bad news, you car will still probably be over ran with flies and possibly maggots and that horrid stench for days or weeks. I wish I had a better solution for you.
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I once read in a book about the Blue Bomb, a sort of biological weapon that destroys any organic matter within its blast radius but leaves everything else absolutely untouched. So if you set one off in your car, it would completely disintegrate the dead rat and leave the rest of your car is it is.

Unfortunately, the book I was reading was fiction so that doesn't really help you at all.

it was called Artemis Fowl. Great book
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Drive the car off a cliff for the insurance money.

I got this mental image of him trying to explain to the insurance company how he just happened to "accidentally" push the car off the cliff, after he happened to forget to put his parking brake on.
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I once read in a book about the Blue Bomb, a sort of biological weapon that destroys any organic matter within its blast radius but leaves everything else absolutely untouched. So if you set one off in your car, it would completely disintegrate the dead rat and leave the rest of your car is it is.

Unfortunately, the book I was reading was fiction so that doesn't really help you at all.

I heard a neutron bomb does just that. Unfortunately because of its nuclear nature you couldn't use it on the rat without blowing up the whole city.
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The smell won't stay there for long afterwards.

You should go bitch out the people at the pet store. Cardboard box, seriously?
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Indeed.
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I heard a neutron bomb does just that. Unfortunately because of its nuclear nature you couldn't use it on the rat without blowing up the whole city.

Well that's inconvenient.
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#20
Get wasted with your buddies and play "find the rat".
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I once read in a book about the Blue Bomb, a sort of biological weapon that destroys any organic matter within its blast radius but leaves everything else absolutely untouched. So if you set one off in your car, it would completely disintegrate the dead rat and leave the rest of your car is it is.

Unfortunately, the book I was reading was fiction so that doesn't really help you at all.


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#24
Nelsean has won the thread. Now go get your booze on, TS.
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#25
1. Release said reptile (got a python) into the car.

2. Put a cig in its mouth and let it do its thing.
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Get caught smuggling drugs, have your car confiscated and it'll be the cops' problem not yours.
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#27
You should have set your lizard loose in the car last week. Now its too late, and you will probably need to disassemble the whole dash to get to it.

Sounds obvious, but have you checked if its under the hood, near the air intake? Or IN the intake, if it has a box filter? That will have pretty much the same effect as it actually being in the vents, but it will be infinitely easier/ less time consuming to get rid of.
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#30
How does it smell when you turn on your heater?
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The rat is probably all bloated now and ready to explode with maggots and fluid from the rotted organs.



This.

I suggest you remove it from your car, put it in a mug, microwave it for 30 or so minutes, then drink it. The smell will then go away.
#32
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Get wasted with your buddies and play "find the rat".

Honestly, TS, this is probably the most fun way to go about doing it.

And fun means easy! SO GO FOR IT!
#33
You should just keep buying animals at the pet store and releasing them to go eat the previous animals you released.
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#35
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This.

I suggest you remove it from your car, put it in a mug, microwave it for 30 or so minutes, then drink it. The smell will then go away.


Real men eat dead rats uncooked.
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I once read in a book about the Blue Bomb, a sort of biological weapon that destroys any organic matter within its blast radius but leaves everything else absolutely untouched. So if you set one off in your car, it would completely disintegrate the dead rat and leave the rest of your car is it is.

Unfortunately, the book I was reading was fiction so that doesn't really help you at all.


a neutron bomb will kill all the living things while leaving structures, vehicles etc. unharmed

although this rat is already dead so that's not much help

how the **** does a rat get into a car in the first place?
#37
Loot its corpse, take the like 2 copper pieces and rat fur patch and sell it to a merchant in Qeynos.

the corpse will disappear and you've made profit.
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#39
that car is good for scrap at this point bud. You will never, ever get that smell out.

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a neutron bomb will kill all the living things while leaving structures, vehicles etc. unharmed

although this rat is already dead so that's not much help

how the **** does a rat get into a car in the first place?



I don't remember if the neutron bomb vaporizes shit like a hydrogen/nuclear bomb. If it DID it may actually help. But as far as I remember, it only kills stuff and doesn't actually physically destroy it.


Oh, and TS would kill himself and everyone who resides in his town/city at the same time, probably not the best choice.
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#40
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You should do this.
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