Poll: When you die, you want your body to be...
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Cremated
83 36%
Buried
57 25%
Other
89 39%
Voters: 229.
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#1
Seeing as it's going to happen sooner or later, what do you want the survivors to do with your body when your time comes?

I personally would like to be cremated and my ashes spread in the wind
#4
viking funeral.
goddammit tag43.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#5
Buried on top of a hill with a good view, far away from any town or city, maybe in a National Park or something.
#6
I'd like to be buried. Possibly in a bio-degradable casket if my family can. It's all about going back to the earth.
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All that you love...
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#7
BodyWorlds FTW

I want them to peel off my skin and show my corpse to gawking spectators while my family thinks they're using me for actual research.
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Last edited by rgrockr at Aug 8, 2010,
#8
Compressed into a diamond.
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brot pls
#9
I want my body to be subject to viral experiments.

So I can be like Alex Mercer and kill everything.

/stupidanswer

Really though, I wanna be catapulted into New York.

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#10
I sense that 'viking funeral' is going to be a popular answer.

I'm not sure. I used to think burried, but everyone in my family seems to be getting cremated, so maybe I'll do that.

EDIT:
Quote by Arrived+Dparted
I'd like to be buried. Possibly in a bio-degradable casket if my family can. It's all about going back to the earth.


If you're big on the going back to the earth thing, just go naked, straight into the dirt. Nothing more natural than that!

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#11
I doubt I'll give a shit when I've given up the ghost, TS. I'll be dead. Just don't leave my corpse to stink up the joint.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 8, 2010,
#13
who cares? you'll be dead. funerals are a waste of money and cremation is just awkward cause someone has to carry around a bunch of ashes. just throw me in a ditch and let the buzzards have at me...

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Really though, I wanna be catapulted into New York.

thats freakin awesome
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#15
If the option is available when I die in the late future, get shot into space through a cannon.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#17
I wanna be dropped from an airplane over the arctic
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#18
I saw something about a company that will send a person's ashes into space. It costs A LOT of money but that would be pretty cool, especially because I'm really interested in Astronomy and space.
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#19
Quote by joshua029
who cares?

Your family.
Quote by joshua029
funerals are a waste of money

No they aren't.
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cremation is just awkward cause someone has to carry around a bunch of ashes

No they don't.

Just sayin'.

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#20
Harvest it for the living. As long as one of my carbon atoms ends up being part of a lipid of a cell membrane of a cell located in the vaginal tissue of some woman's vagina.
#21
I want them to bury me. And I want them to write on my grave, "Well thank god someone killed that ****."

That or have my body catapulted into the back yard of someone I don't like.
Last edited by cornmancer at Aug 8, 2010,
#22
I want to be stuffed and put into the Buddy Christ pose. Then I want to be put on the front lawn of the White House.
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#23
If I get a casket, I want it to look similar to this.
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brot pls
#25
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Harvest it for the living. As long as one of my carbon atoms ends up being part of a lipid of a cell membrane of a cell located in the vaginal tissue of some woman's vagina.

#26
I want them to shoot my ashes into space.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#27
Harvest my organs for people who need them.


THEN A VIKING FUNERAL
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#28
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Where do you people find these pictures?
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#29
I want a clause in my will to force my relatives to beat my body to a pulp.

I want to be remembered after I die, and psychological trauma is one way of achieving that.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#30
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I want a clause in my will to force my relatives to beat my body to a pulp.

I want to be remembered after I die, and psychological trauma is one way of achieving that.


~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#31
Cremated, then mixed with chocolate milk mix, so that I can live on in whoever drinks me.
#33
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Does that mean you just googled "fat ugly women"?
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#34
Quote by Tag43
Viking style funeral ala ship on fire.


This.

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I'd like to be buried. Possibly in a bio-degradable casket if my family can. It's all about going back to the earth.


Or this.

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The cool Vikings get burial mounds.


When I am dead,
Lay me in a mound.
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory
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#36
I want to be cremated, but they better not stick my ashes in a damn urn or in a grave or anything. I want to become part of nature. I would like to have my ashes spread somewhere, but I don't know where.

But a couple of my friends and I decided to each have badass funerals. Mine was a burial at sea, one of my friends will be burned in a ceremonial funeral pyre, and the third one is going to be stuffed, and whoever is surviving will get him.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#37
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Does that mean you just googled "fat ugly women"?

...


*creates new porn folder*
#38
Quote by CFH82
This.


Or this.



When I am dead,
Lay me in a mound.
Raise a stone for all to see
Runes carved to my memory


I wish there was a circle headbang.

EDIT:Spartan070sarge, you reminded me. My friend and his family said that once their cat died they were going to get it stuffed, put it in a plexiglass box, then partially bury it in the snow in front of their house. I hope my death could be that amusing. Sadly, they didn't do that.
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brot pls
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#39
Quote by angusfan16
Buried and then have a tree planted on top of me


I like this idea also.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

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