#1
Let's see what kind of redneck words you can come up with! If you're unfamiliar with the concept, you basically take a word and come up with a new definition based on the "redneck" accent. For example, from Jeff Foxworthy:
initiate - Well, she ate 3 cheeseburgers, initiate a bag of chips.
aorta - Aorta cut the grass over at the park.
sensuous - Sensuous up, can you grab me a beer?
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#2
Now that's comedy!
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#3
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Now that's comedy!

I thought they just finished dinner, but they comedy eat some more!
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#4
Yeah she's my cousin, but I factor anyway.
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#5
I hate Blue Collar TV.
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#6
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I thought they just finished dinner, but they comedy eat some more!
Booooooooooo
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#7
Save this for Foxworthy, Larry the cable guy, and the other dumbass redneck dude on tv.

.... or at least make up your own for the love of God.
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#8
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Save this for Foxworthy, Larry the cable guy, and the other dumbass redneck dude on tv.

.... or at least make up your own for the love of God.

This.
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#9
Ejaculate to class again!
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#10
These jokes and the comedians who tell them are table!
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#13
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I thought they just finished dinner, but they comedy eat some more!

God damn you.
#14
Raidnake - I aim now fokin' raidnake. (Redneck)
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#15
SPHINCTER: Me and my sister took this sphincter the dump yesterday... and then I had sex with her. I wont fister if she aint my sister.
#16
for the love of god post a thread with a link to the comedy acts and spare us.
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#18
Red-neck dictionary:
****** - Any male who is not also a redneck.
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