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This is weird, it's like the second one in maybe two weeks? The first was the tarantula and now a bloody Funnel-Web? Awesome.

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Just look at that... It's capable of killing a person quite easily.
Last edited by leg end at Aug 8, 2010,
#2
Tarantulas aren't that poisonos, are they? Not even wild ones.


Someone in Milton Keynes found a Black Widow in her grapes last year (I think).
#3
The funnel web spider is native to Australia


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It's a BNP conspiracy.
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If i saw that in my room id shit bricks

A brick? I think if I saw that in my room I'd cry like a 12 year old girl and crap a whole damn house! Bloody spiders... Eugh...
#9
Why is the Pit so terrified of bugs?
(Not that that particular spider ISn't anything to be scared of)
#13
lame, I would walk past a bunch of those on the way to school, and I would never complain.
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I'm waiting for the "Black Mamba found in punnet of Tesco Strawberries" headline.

I had a black mamba once.
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I had a black mamba once.

Please tell me it died/ got eaten/ blew up and not escaped...
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lame, I would walk past a bunch of those on the way to school, and I would never complain.


You're desensitised. Your schools head master was probably a wolf spider.

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You're desensitised. Your schools head master was probably a wolf spider.

nah man, I just have these awesome things called 'testicles'.
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Please tell me it died/ got eaten/ blew up and not escaped...

No idea. She charged me 20 bucks and caught a cab.
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#24
****, isnt that the spider that INTENTIONALLY chases after you just to kill you? i hate spiders so much, when i see one, i just freeze instantly and stare at it.
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Tarantulas aren't that poisonos, are they? Not even wild ones.


Someone in Milton Keynes found a Black Widow in her grapes last year (I think).

They have venom, but it's not deadly to humans. Bites from a tarantula are usually no worse than a wasp sing.
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****, isnt that the spider that INTENTIONALLY chases after you just to kill you? i hate spiders so much, when i see one, i just freeze instantly and stare at it.

Yer a gonner.
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****, isnt that the spider that INTENTIONALLY chases after you just to kill you? i hate spiders so much, when i see one, i just freeze instantly and stare at it.

How screwed up is that?! I would run a healthy distance in front of it and then stop, turn to face it while the little bugger when it is in full sprint towards you and just run towards the it and punt the arrogantly big spider right between his eight eyes...
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pretty uncool joke there...
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pretty uncool joke there...
OT: i hate spiders >< but im in no danger

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Pfft, you know you laughed. Let the arsehole inside of you run free!

Nah I didn't... We studied his case in Law to quite a depth.... Poor kid. You can't laugh at that.
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Nah I didn't... We studied his case in Law to quite a depth.... Poor kid. You can't laugh at that.

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A brick? I think if I saw that in my room I'd cry like a 12 year old girl and crap a whole damn house! Bloody spiders... Eugh...





I'm just hoping we don't start getting Black Widows...

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I'm just hoping we don't start getting Black Widows...

If we do, then I'm moving to Antarctica.
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If we do, then I'm moving to Antarctica.

I didn't take offence by your joke, just not my sort of humour, or the other guy's for that matter.

Anyway, in Antarctica, they have White Widows. They're about 3 times as big, white, and about 10 times as fast and 100 times more venomous. You see, they hunt polar bears. Cuz they're white, you can't see them. At all.
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OT: i hate spiders >< but im in no danger

Until they cross the channel and fuck shit up.

And inevitably they'll get bored of raping Europeans and swim the Atlantic to strike terror into the hearts of millions, including me.
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If we do, then I'm moving to Antarctica.


Move to Iceland, I hear they have nice summers with the added bonus of no neuro-toxic venom injecting spiders...

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I didn't take offence by your joke, just not my sort of humour, or the other guy's for that matter.

Anyway, in Antarctica, they have White Widows. They're about 3 times as big, white, and about 10 times as fast and 100 times more venomous. You see, they hunt polar bears. Cuz they're white, you can't see them. At all.

Pfft, everyone knows Antarctica has sandy beaches, a white one would stand out. Antarctica being white is a liberal conspiracy. You can't catch me out that easily.
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Until they cross the channel and fuck shit up.

And inevitably they'll get bored of raping Europeans and swim the Atlantic to strike terror into the hearts of millions, including me.



ill fuck its shit up then!!
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ill fuck its shit up then!!

You can do that, whilst I cry in the corner.
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