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#1
If there was a nuclear holocaust on the way, and you had a shelter. What would take with you to wait the storm out so to speak?

Me:
Some books
Guitar
Toilet Paper
Survival Kit(Knife, First aid, Etc)
Shotgun and a shitload of ammo.
Paper to write down my thoughts.
Shitloads of water and ramen noodles:
You could live off Ramen noodles. All it needs is water and some heat, or you could eat it raw. Water and Ramen noodles, you could survive a nuclear fireball holocaust, if you have enough supplies with these two things.
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
Last edited by Blackwaterson89 at Aug 9, 2010,
#2
Me:
Books. Tons of books
Guitar
thousands of tins of beans
Thousands of bottles of water
paper
Clothing
A bed and bedding
family
pets


.... and some porn.


Assuming we're talking about an apocalypse like The Road or Fallout, I would also include:

Flashlight
Zippo
my Remington 700 bolt action rifle
A lot of ammunition
My compound bow
A bowie knife
several useless, but valuable items for possible trading.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Aug 9, 2010,
#3
Hitler is dead you idiots. So is Einstein.
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#4
I'd go live in a Vault, but one day my dad would mysteriously disapear. I would then embark on a quest to find him in the wasteland.
#7
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Hitler is dead you idiots. So is Einstein.

It's a hypothetical question


Troll much?
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#11
A metric ass load of water and noodles and Mac and cheese.
Guitar
My 30.06 m1 garand and ammo (just in case mutants attack me)
A woman (just in case I need to repopulate the earth)
iPod and a means of charging it (like a car charger cause it's very likely there wouldn't be electricity)
My kershaw knife(cause knives are handy little tools)
A machete
Binoculars
Flashlight
My zippo and a couple cans of fluid some flints and some wicks
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#12
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I'd go live in a Vault, but one day my dad would mysteriously disapear. I would then embark on a quest to find him in the wasteland.


great minds think alike

me:
SHIT TON of MREs. There like 6000 calories a pop.
A spring (water not slinky thing)
Remington 870
Dragunov
Ammo and reloading supplies
acoustic guitar
mp3 player and solar charger
Les Stroud (survivorman)
Letherman
flint/magnesium
sleeping bag
tarp
ducktape
Survivor of:
Maryland Deathfest X
Maryland Deathfest XI
Maryland Deathfest XII
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#14
cartons and cartons of cigarettes
zippo, lighter fluid, and wicks (because you can't go wrong with zippo)
water
ramen noodles
books
a sh!t ton of dr pepper
toilet paper
hand crank tv
dvd player to hook up to hand crank tv
dvds
battery powered radio / scanner
drumsticks
condoms (you can't have a baby popping out in a storm shelter, it wouldnt work out)
pictures
notes
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#15
Nothing. Because Ill just steal you guys crap while youre distracted with your porn and figuring out why your car wont charge your ipods.
#16
I'd make my shelter big enough for the entire planet, with a sign on the door "NO NUKES ALLOWED."
#17
^ Good Idea in theory
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Nothing. Because Ill just steal you guys crap while youre distracted with your porn and figuring out why your car wont charge your ipods.

Touche! Porn isnt on my list though
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#19
Bunch of food
Shitloads of Cigarrettes
Alot of Coffee and a Coffeemaker
My Girlfreind
My Guitar
My Books
Tv and PS3
and condoms
#20
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My guitar and LOTS of books.


Unless you ate your guitar, you would die of starvation.
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#21
I wouldn't have to take anything because I could just walk down the street and loot the corpses of all the other idiots like you people with your imaginary weapons and 'tons of ammo'.

Have any of you kids ever actually been in a survival situation?
It's not a videogame.
#23
^
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I wouldn't have to take anything because I could just walk down the street and loot the corpses of all the other idiots like you people with your imaginary weapons and 'tons of ammo'.

Have any of you kids ever actually been in a survival situation?
It's not a videogame.

You actually fail here, you need to wait it out, or the nuclear radiation poison will take hold and you will die anyways by your theory.

Once again, its a hypothetical question.
Troll much?
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
#24
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I wouldn't have to take anything because I could just walk down the street and loot the corpses of all the other idiots like you people with your imaginary weapons and 'tons of ammo'.

Have any of you kids ever actually been in a survival situation?
It's not a videogame.


Thanks for the lesson, Les Stroud.
#25
Quote by Yhdeksas
I wouldn't have to take anything because I could just walk down the street and loot the corpses of all the other idiots like you people with your imaginary weapons and 'tons of ammo'.

Have any of you kids ever actually been in a survival situation?
It's not a videogame.



except for the skin melting radiation, city-wide fires, choking clouds of toxins, nuclear winter, and the biker-rapists. You will have to deal with all of them... and then of course get shot by some kid who happened to take a revolver with him.


shut up e-thug, we all know you bench less than your body weight and the closest thing you've ever touched to a boob is a bag of half frozen oatmeal.


edit: It's always these kinds of guys who never have profile pictures or birthdates on their profile
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Aug 9, 2010,
#27
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except for the skin melting radiation and the biker-rapists.


shut up e-thug, we all know you bench less than your body weight and the closest thing you've ever touched to a boob is a bag of half frozen oatmeal.

...

*adds bag of half frozen oatmeal to nuclear holocaust list*
#28
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who would freeze oatmeal?



I was trying to get as close to the texture of a boob as I could, but I didn't want it to be TOO close to what it actually feels like.
#29
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
except for the skin melting radiation, city-wide fires, choking clouds of toxins, nuclear winter, and the biker-rapists. You will have to deal with all of them... and then of course get shot by some kid who happened to take a revolver with him.


shut up e-thug, we all know you bench less than your body weight and the closest thing you've ever touched to a boob is a bag of half frozen oatmeal.

I wish I thought of that.
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']...

*adds bag of half frozen oatmeal to nuclear holocaust list*
Me too my friend, me too.
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
Last edited by Blackwaterson89 at Aug 9, 2010,
#30
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
I was trying to get as close to the texture of a boob as I could, but I didn't want it to be TOO close to what it actually feels like.

after checking, I think cream of wheat would be slightly more accurate.
#31
Quote by MakinLattes
after checking, I think cream of wheat would be slightly more accurate.



yes, it does have a more smooth consistency. I wish I had thought before posting
#32
I keep a large backpack full of everything I would need in a situation like that. It's called a Bug Out Bag.


Yeah...I've thought through this a little bit...
#33
LOTS of food and water
A whole bunch of Albums and music
A few guitars and a lot of spare strings, picks and whatnot
Some books
A laptop that somehow ran on power
Lots of stuff on the laptop
And some chick
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#34
This list is pretty long, but here I go.
Hunting rifle
Ramen
Books
About 20 Bic lighters
Pot for boiling water
Swiss army knife
Stock of canned foods
Gardening supplies (Soil, seeds, pots, water)
Water for drinking
Metal baseball bat
Weights
Hand operated radio
Small plants (assuming I would be in a shelter I would need something for oxygen)
Supply of lightbulbs
I would like to say guitar, but in a post nuclear world it would get in the way so sadly I probably wouldn't keep it
Warm clothes because it would probably be a bit cold with all the debris in the atmosphere
Handgun for close range shooting
And I would need so camo.
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#35
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LOTS of food and water
A whole bunch of Albums and music
A few guitars and a lot of spare strings, picks and whatnot
Some books
A laptop that somehow ran on power
Lots of stuff on the laptop
And some chick



Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most laptops run on power?
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#36
So, after reading most of those lists, i'm guessing most people will walk around naked after the holocaust?
kthxbai.
#37
I'm wondering why people would bother with a TV. Nothing will be broadcast, on top of the fact that there will be no power.
#38
All of the instant meals I could find.
Lighter
Water
Books
Knife
Medical kits, probably quite a few.
Guitar
A LOT of Golden Virginia.
Something to keep music in my life.
#39
Portaloo
Lots of food and water
Clothing
Bed
Books
Paper, pen.

I would also bring stuff like a computer, ipod, but that most probably wouldn't work due to the Electro-magnetic pulse.
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#40
Toilet Paper
Books
Swiss Army Knife
Spare wiring
Matches and/or a Lighter
Rope
My gas mask
Baseball bat
Socks and Underwear
3 or 4 T shirts
2 or 3 Jeans
Combat boots
Heavy Jacket
Backpack
Food and Water

That's about all the essentials...I'd probably bring a Rubik's cube for fun.

Oh, and maybe some penicillin, if I could get my hands on it.
Also some sort of pill that you'd need to prevent one of your glands from being mutated to hell...forget the chemical and the gland though. Hooray for google!
Ah, Potassium Iodide pills.
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