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#1
Inspired by the man who brought up the endless orgasm.

If you could never FEEL an orgasm again, in exchange for anything in the world, would you do it? You would still feel all the other sensations of sex.

I'd have to say yes, I'm not sure what I'd ask for yet.
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#3
So I could feel the other sensations of sex but the orgasm? So the cramp in my nuts? no thanks Take em all or leave em all. Or take out the blueball.
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#6
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Yes. I'd ask for the ability to control how long I last.



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#8
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So I could feel the other sensations of sex but the orgasm? So the cramp in my nuts? no thanks Take em all or leave em all. Or take out the blueball.


You'd get your nut, but you wouldn't feel it
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Being the child lover I am I told him to beat it or I'll beat his ass.
#12
Yes, now hand me my Marshall 100w amp and my Gibson Les Paul.
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#13
Yeah definately, but i'd wish for something very awesome though, like a light saber
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#14
yes. In exchange for orgasm that I could conjure up instantaneously, at any point in time, and for as long a duration as I want.
#18
Yes. I'd trade it for godlike powers in everything ever, until I want a challenge again, at which point they go away until they are once more desired. I would use my new status as a God to give myself the ability to get orgasms back.
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#20
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you guys are so greedy, wishing material stuff, i was thinking in the world peace or something like that



If I can't feel myself getting off anymore then the world doesn't get to either.
#21
No. I'd never know when to pull out.
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#22
I'm assuming that with the lack of orgy that I wouldn't enjoy sex very much. Everytime I don't have one I end up in pain. So take your lack of orgasm, and shove it up your ass.
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#23
Hell no!!!!
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#24
Yes, in exchange I'd like to be Matt Bellamy.
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#25
I'd trade it for a SUPER orgasm
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#26
I would take it in exchange for the position of Leader of Earth. So much shit needs fixing and getting guitars and money isn't going to make it go away.

EDIT: After over thinking, thats not enough. Instead I think knowing all secrets and unknown phenomenons of the universe would be much better. I'd glady not have another orgasm if I knew EVERYTHING, and continued to learn EVERYTHING.
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#27
Sebastian, if only fixing the world was that easy ¬.¬
I'de exchange it for immortality, without death or the need for daily orgasms, imagine how much you'd get done!
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#28
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yes. In exchange for orgasm that I could conjure up instantaneously, at any point in time, and for as long a duration as I want.

Which would be feelingless. Congratulations, you have the ability to leak goo on cue.
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#30
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id trade it for multiple orgasms. sorted

But they all would be feelingless. What's the point in that?
#31
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But they all would be feelingless. What's the point in that?



i can impregnate multiple women in quick succession and create an army to take over Australia.
#32
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
yes. In exchange for orgasm that I could conjure up instantaneously, at any point in time, and for as long a duration as I want.
But you wouldn't be able to feel it, you silly tit. You haven't thought this through at all
#35
Idk. If I was allowed to ask for billions of pounds then maybe. But I value my orgasms dammit!
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#37
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Hell no! There's nothing I want that I won't be able to obtain by saving my money so there's nothing worth losing the ability to orgasm.

What about a jetpack? Or a trip to the moon?
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#38
Great, masturbation could be as cold and barren as every other apsect of my life.
#39
ANYTHING in the world? Never orgasm again, fine, but give me 52% of Volkswagen AG's stocks.
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#40
What's an orgasm?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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