#1
So I caught my brother red handed.
I've broken the door knob off my door so I was masturbating in my closet when in creeps my brother. At first I was worried and scared that I would be embarrassingly caught with my pants down in the closet, but then I saw what he was really up to.
After my stash yet again. So after cleaning up with a shirt I found on the ground I charged out and confronted him. He acted like a total pussy and said he was going to tell on me. I was caught in a bind, who would they believe? Either way I was in trouble so without hesitation I reached out and knocked him cold.
Told my parents the story and got in lots of trouble.


and the lesson is...

Don't do drugs kay.
#2
You were wanking in a closet, your brother walked in the room and you finished while watching him?


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#4
Coo' story bro
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#5
So, did you guys have sex or what?
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#7
wut
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#8
tl;dr
He masturbated while his brother did drugs with his parents and he got into trouble
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#11
The moral of the story is to hide your drugs in a better spot
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#12
So, you masterbated to him? Good for you, son.
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#14
Well, I'll hand it to you that hiding in the closet wasn't among the suggestions on how to catch him in your last thread.
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You were wanking in a closet, your brother walked in the room and you finished while watching him?





That's rough