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#1
I went for a check-up today, and I'm sitting there after she felt me up checking for lumps in my balls she tells me to get dressed. So after I get dressed she tries to tell me that I need to get a shot for cervical cancer. So I'm all like because I'm a dude, and I don't have a fucking cervix.

Not only that but she told me I was fucking fat.

Anyone have anything to say about this?
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#3
OMG this made me laugh, a lot...because you're a woman...and fat...you're a fat woman
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#4
haha you're fat
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#5
not to be an asshole, but..........BBBAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fat bitch!!!
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#6
On the bright side you got your junk handled.

Then again you have a cervix ololololollolo
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#7
uhhh huuuuuh.....thats nice cervix boy
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#8
Well, the shot would prevent you from spreading the STD to a partner which would cause her to develop the cancer...should you ever have it...or find a partner..
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#9
is your doctor by chance Zoidberg?

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#10
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OMG this made me laugh, a lot...because you're a woman...and fat...you're a fat woman



I know

And for all these years I was assuming that I was a man.
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#11
ummm......

switch doctors?

and fix ur balls dude.....
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#12
I smell a winner for the sexiest tranny contest!
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#13
If you keep questioning your doctors, they'll wind up surgically removing your uterus. Watch yourself.
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Well, the shot would prevent you from spreading the STD to a partner which would cause her to develop the cancer...should you ever have it...or find a partner..





My doctor has seen me naked. She knows that I'm never gonna find a partner.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Not to be a buzzkill for your womanliness, but what she meant is a shot for HPV. It causes cervical cancer, but assuming you don't have a cervix, you can't get cervical cancer. You may, apparently have an STD.
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#18
But then you should have been all like "Bitch please show me where my cervix is." And then she would have handled your balls again.
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#19
from what I know men can get cervical cancer. also why the hell was a female doctor handling your balls? what if you got a boner?
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#20
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But then you should have been all like "Bitch please show me where my cervix is." And then she would have handled your balls again.


****.

I was already there for an hour because she forgot about me. Do you have any idea how much longer I would have been there if I would have said that...


It would have taken her atleast another 30 minutes to find my balls.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#21
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Not to be a buzzkill for your womanliness, but what she meant is a shot for HPV. It causes cervical cancer, but assuming you don't have a cervix, you can't get cervical cancer. You may, apparently have an STD.

If this is the case.
Fukk yeah, thanks for telling everyone you have an STD.
#23
Just tell her that she needs to re-check. But this time, the exam should be "oral" and lees "hands-on!" ROTFLMAO
#24
How come you got a female for your physical but I always get stuck with male doctors? That's just not fair right there
#25
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If this is the case.
Fukk yeah, thanks for telling everyone you have an STD.


I think you need to have sex to get one of those.


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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#27
the shot she's talking about is an HPV vaccine. HPV (Human papillomavirus) is a virus that can infect certain area's of the body and cause cancers. it also isn't exclusive to only women, in men HPV can cause cancer in your anus and your penis. in women it causes cancer in the cervix, vagina etc. etc.

your doctor either didn't explain the HPV vaccine well enough, or you didn't listen properly. either way, get the shot.
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#28
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How come you got a female for your physical but I always get stuck with male doctors? That's just not fair right there

If it makes you feel better, the last time I got a physical I got a woman, but she was a total bitch. "Please hold still," is not something you say while angrily messing around with a man's junk. Would have been faster to punch me in the balls than ask me to drop my pants and throw the shit around.
#29
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I think you need to have sex to get one of those.



And now we all know that instead! Thanks brah.
#31
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from what I know men can get cervical cancer. also why the hell was a female doctor handling your balls? what if you got a boner?



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#32
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****.

I was already there for an hour because she forgot about me. Do you have any idea how much longer I would have been there if I would have said that...



For some reason, I got the notion that she had forgotten about you mid-examination. Which would have been extremely awkward.
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#33
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the shot she's talking about is an HPV vaccine. HPV (Human papillomavirus) is a virus that can infect certain area's of the body and cause cancers. it also isn't exclusive to only women, in men HPV can cause cancer in your anus and your penis. in women it causes cancer in the cervix, vagina etc. etc.

your doctor either didn't explain the HPV vaccine well enough, or you didn't listen properly. either way, get the shot.


I think I was to busy wondering why the **** she said that I needed to get a shot to protect me from cervical cancer. After she said that I stopped paying attention.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#34
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For some reason, I got the notion that she had forgotten about you mid-examination. Which would have been extremely awkward.

You asshole...

I just spit soda all over the screen because I couldn't hold in the laugh.


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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#35
I like small balls, and from what I'm hearing, you possess those....

We should hook up.

(P.S.- I'm straight.)
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#36
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OMG this made me laugh, a lot...because you're a woman...and fat...you're a fat woman

Well said.
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#37
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Just go ahead and get the shot. What's the worst that could happen?

His uterus might drop off, I mean his balls.
#38
TS, shouldn't you let PurpleWhalez know to get tested?
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#39
dude, you're a fat chick...
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