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I have the biggest suspicion that my mom was born left handed but forced to use her right when using the pencil.

Mainly because she does all the everyday things with her left hand; eating, toothbrushing, cooking, and many other things. The only time she uses her right hand is when writing. And to add to that, a lot of people in Vietnam are forced to use their right hand and my family is Vietnamese.

Do you guys think she was born left handed? I actually think it would be a cool thing that 4/6 of my family are left handed (my two sisters, mom and I). Afterall, most people are born righty.

EDIT. I've asked her before about if she was born lefty or righty. And she doesn't remember.
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#2
..Why in the hell would she be forced? And no it's not weird, I'm right handed but I'm left handed when play sports
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^they are forced because some cultures say it's unnatural or "evil"
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She probably was born left handed, just say that and feel cool about your family.
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#6
I'm right handed at everything I do except writing. I was never forced to write with my left hand.
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I shot left handed when I played hockey, and I'm right handed.

On an unrelated note - do you think your mom might be a virgin? I mean, she did have you, but she was Vietnamese, so they might have made her have kids through some secret magic ritual...
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I have the biggest suspicion that my mom was born left handed but forced to use her right when using the pencil.

Mainly because she does all the everyday things with her left hand; eating, toothbrushing, cooking, and many other things. The only time she uses her right hand is when writing. And to add to that, a lot of people in Vietnam are forced to use their right hand and my family is Vietnamese.

Do you guys think she was born left handed? I actually think it would be a cool thing that 4/6 of my family are left handed (my two sisters, mom and I). Afterall, most people are born righty.


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#11
Well since I know your mother so well, I'll tell you that she did in fact, switch. It was wise of you to ask someone with a firsthand account.
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#12
From extensive experience with your mother, I can tell you that she indeed was born a southpaw.


However a lot of lefties do random stuff with their right hands. my buddy is lefty, but he uses a right handed hockey stick, throws with his right hand, eats with his left hand, etc. the only things he does lefty are write and play guitar.
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..Why in the hell would she be forced? And no it's not weird, I'm right handed but I'm left handed when play sports



They used to do this quite often. even my grandma thought my mother was evil cause she was left handed, and forced her to use her right but of course, my mom is evil. And only uses her left.
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The hand you write with doesn't determine if you are a righty or a lefty, the hand you feel the most comfortable using does. Your mom IS left-handed, she was just forced to learn to write with her right hand.
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The hand you write with doesn't determine if you are a righty or a lefty, the hand you feel the most comfortable using does. Your mom IS left-handed, she was just forced to learn to write with her right hand.

I jerk off with my right hand, I do everything else with my left. What am I?
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You know - the easiest way to get your answer is to ask her.
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I jerk off with my right hand, I do everything else with my left. What am I?

some one who uses the left hand to operate a computer mouse whilst watching pronz?
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I have the biggest suspicion that my mom was born left handed but forced to use her right when using the pencil.

Mainly because she does all the everyday things with her left hand; eating, toothbrushing, cooking, and many other things. The only time she uses her right hand is when writing. And to add to that, a lot of people in Vietnam are forced to use their right hand and my family is Vietnamese.

Do you guys think she was born left handed? I actually think it would be a cool thing that 4/6 of my family are left handed (my two sisters, mom and I). Afterall, most people are born righty.

EDIT. I've asked her before about if she was born lefty or righty. And she doesn't remember.


Is that a word?

OT, I know alot of people who do different things with different hands, it's not really uncommon. If she doesn't remember chances are it's natural, or maybe when she was really little somebody told her to do it with her right hand, and she just did it. If she was "forced" I think she'd remember.

In the end, does it really matter?
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..Why in the hell would she be forced? And no it's not weird, I'm right handed but I'm left handed when play sports


People used to be forced all the time. Lefties were considered to be witches. The word sinister comes from the Latin for "left hand".

And she might well be left handed. But then I know a few people who do some things left-handed and some things right-handed and forcing people to change their hand isn't the done thing here any more.
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I'm right handed, but I learned to play hockey shooting left.

Consequently, I play golf left handed. And I can play guitar lefty, but I prefer righty.
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I jerk off with my right hand, I do everything else with my left. What am I?

TS mother????
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#32
Personally i think nobody is born either right of left handed. It's all about how they're brought up.

My mother is left handed, so i was taught everything left handed. Then at school they started teaching me right handed. Now i'm ampidextrous to a degree but mainly right handed through later life conditioning.
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This kinda happened to me, I was writing a little bit, before primary school with my left hand, as both my parents are very left sided, and genes combining with early life conditioning made me pretty much left sided all the way through.

Except my primary school teachers thought that I was confused by writing left handed, so they tried to help by putting the pencil in my right hand, and telling me I was doing it wrong.

It was pretty bad from what I remember, always getting told off for scruffy writing, because they kept putting the pencil in my wrong hand, but I always used to write with my left behind their backs, so I've ended up being ambidextrous, but my writing with both hands is pretty scruffy.

I guess my natural left sidedness came through, and although its legible with my right, I much prefer using my left. Everything else I do, I do lefty too, except play the guitar, but I think its a blessing to have my dominant hand fretting, which I think is the harder task.
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..Why in the hell would she be forced? And no it's not weird, I'm right handed but I'm left handed when play sports



My mums old school thought writing left handed was the "wrong" way and forced her to learn to write right handed aswell...
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Personally i think nobody is born either right of left handed. It's all about how they're brought up.

My mother is left handed, so i was taught everything left handed. Then at school they started teaching me right handed. Now i'm ampidextrous to a degree but mainly right handed through later life conditioning.


You're born with a natural inclination to use a certain hand, I was never taught to use my left hand it just happened to be the hand I used first and it stuck.
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You're born with a natural inclination to use a certain hand, I was never taught to use my left hand it just happened to be the hand I used first and it stuck.


This.

I've always used my left hand for pretty much everything. I play guitar left handed because playing right handed felt uncomfortable and unnatural. However, I play golf right handed because that's just how I started out (and possibly why I'm so bad at it).

Chances are your mother just started out using her right hand and never really got out of the habit, TS.
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