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#1
So what is your favourite pick-up line? You know those cliche lines, that noone falls for. Mine who be, "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven."
#6
Is it pathetic that I thought 'JB and 59' when I saw this? I'm such a guitar nerd.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#7
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#8
1. That's a nice pair


...of earrings.

2. I'm a bassist, I'm good at fingering
3. I'm a drummer, I'd hit that.
4. I'm a keyboardist...I suck.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#10
"How You Doin'?"
Guitars & Gear:
Parker Nitefly M
Sumer Metal Driver
Ibanez RGD2120Z
AMT SS-11B
Two Notes Torpedo CAB
#11
That shirt is very becoming on you... Of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#12
Have you ever been penetrated?
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#13
roses are red, violets are blue, ive got a knife so get in the van...
"The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar."- Jimi Hendrix
#15
How opposed would you be to me sucking you off right now?
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#16
ME: Excuse me, do you like my new watch?
GIRL: Ya its pretty cool.
ME: It has a special function. When I press this button, it tells me if you are wearing panties or not. Wanna see? (press button) ...It says you aren't wearing panties right now.
GIRL: But I am wearing panties.
ME: Oh, well it must be an hour fast then
#18
Im no fred flintstone but im pretty sure i could make your Bedrock
"The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar."- Jimi Hendrix
#19
"Can I put my beef into your wellington?"
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#21
Quote by RIM99
ME: Excuse me, do you like my new watch?
GIRL: Ya its pretty cool.
ME: It has a special function. When I press this button, it tells me if you are wearing panties or not. Wanna see? (press button) ...It says you aren't wearing panties right now.
GIRL: But I am wearing panties.
ME: Oh, well it must be an hour fast then

That's...GENIUS...please tell me that's original, because that's literally the best line I've ever heard.

+1 to you.
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P


#22
I once used "You are so hot, I can fry an egg on your ass!"... It actually work a few times, and got me laid to.
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
#24
Your head says no, but you body says yes.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#25
Quote by JeanMi36
Your head says no, but you body says yes.

My ex actually did this a lot...

She'd say she didn't want it...and then she'd unzip my pants. I was like "lolwtfokgoahead "
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P


#27
"Are you retarded? Because baby, you're special."
Bands I've seen live:

Def Leppard
Journey
Tool
Testament
Megadeth
Slayer
Mastodon
Deftones
Alice in Chains
Foo Fighters
Rodrigo y Gabriela
#28
With handle-bar mustache only:

"Wanna ride these handlebars?'
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so what you're saying is that, after getting out of the water naked with 5+ guys, you thought that once the girls were around you had better get some clothes on?

.......
#29
If you were a booger I'd pick you first!

Do you work at subway?
No... why?
Cause your givin me a footlong!
#30
Quote by British Josh
"Are you retarded? Because baby, you're special."


Nice location.

And 'Hi. I'm a blanket, you look cold?'.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#31
is that a mirror in your pants


because I want to have sex with you
has a terrible signature.
#32
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
#34
Quote by RIM99
ME: Excuse me, do you like my new watch?
GIRL: Ya its pretty cool.
ME: It has a special function. When I press this button, it tells me if you are wearing panties or not. Wanna see? (press button) ...It says you aren't wearing panties right now.
GIRL: But I am wearing panties.
ME: Oh, well it must be an hour fast then


+1
Gear:
-Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plain Top Cherry Sunburst
-Peavey Vypyr 15
-Ernie Ball Regular Slinky 0.10
-Jim Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah pedal
-Boss DS-1 Distortion pedal
-Cleartone instrument cable

L.F.C
#35
If its true that you are what you eat, lets see if I can be you by morning baby
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#36
"Your throat looks sore. It's okay, I'm a doctor. Now, open your mouth and close your eyes..."

-"I'm gifted"
-"Oh?"
-"I can understand animals, like Dr. Doolittle!"
-"Prove it!"
-"Well, you pussy told me he'd love to be scratched!"
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
Last edited by JeanMi36 at Aug 10, 2010,
#37
Quote by RIM99
ME: Excuse me, do you like my new watch?
GIRL: Ya its pretty cool.
ME: It has a special function. When I press this button, it tells me if you are wearing panties or not. Wanna see? (press button) ...It says you aren't wearing panties right now.
GIRL: But I am wearing panties.
ME: Oh, well it must be an hour fast then

Genius. . I actually wouldn't even consider this a pickup line though.


Wait people use pickup lines?!
Impossible is just a word people say to make themselves feel better when they quit.
Vyse the Legend
#39
I wish you were my homework, so I could slam you on my desk and do you all night long.
#40
Quote by vagelier
if your body is a wonderland, then id like to be alice


i love your avatar, Captain Beefheart ftw
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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