#2
Nope.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#4
It's run by Google, which means YouTube going down is about as likely as Hitler rising from his grave and claiming the world under the 4th Undead Reich.
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P