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#1
So for the lulz I'm going to tell yall whats happening.
My mom who doesn't know English or how to read and write somehow figured out how to find pr0ns on the internet. This is ****ing awkward as hell as she just tried to hide it with a new window but I can read so it doesn't help. Theres also about 1000+ viruses that hit the computer every morning that I gotta take care of.
I'm pretty sure her "significant other" who stays with us is in it as well. So what should I do? Should I go up to them and say yo....your gonna **** up the main computer. Or should I just pretend I didn't see anything. Gross ass shit.

btw my moms like 7 months pregnant so I don't know if that has anything to do with it

tldr version- My mom discovered pr0ns and what should I do/make funny jokes
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#4
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#5
So? If you can look at porn than they can too.
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#6
Show her some virus free sites to watch. That might be too awkward, though.
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#7
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So? If you can look at porn than they can too.


True but on a ps3 it won't get a virus and break down. And its not like they don't have tons of DVDs all over the place

edit^-yeah I'm not doing that
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#8
Is she hot?
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#9
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yo....your gonna **** up the main computer.

Makes it sound like you live in a military bunker.
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#10
Quote by Thepredster
So for the lulz I'm going to tell yall whats happening.
My mom who doesn't know English or how to read and write somehow figured out how to find pr0ns on the internet. This is ****ing awkward as hell as she just tried to hide it with a new window but I can read so it doesn't help. Theres also about 1000+ viruses that hit the computer every morning that I gotta take care of.
I'm pretty sure her "significant other" who stays with us is in it as well. So what should I do? Should I go up to them and say yo....your gonna **** up the main computer. Or should I just pretend I didn't see anything. Gross ass shit.

btw my moms like 7 months pregnant so I don't know if that has anything to do with it

tldr version- My mom discovered pr0ns and what should I do/make funny jokes


Oh, you do?


Just lock the computer and pretend you don't know what happened. Or tell your father he's not active enough.
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#11
Do I really have to be the first one to suggest leaving something open for her to find that is far more hardcore, far more disgusting, and far more awkward than what she watches? Because I think that's a good idea.

Plus then you'll know how she'd react.
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#12
I'd say leave a typed note at your computer with a list of some "Virus Free" sites.

You know, win win, they get to watch pr0nz, you don't have to clean up virus's.

AND you don't have to confront them about it! IT'LL BE ANONYMOUS AND SHIT!
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#13
Lockup computer suggestion- Someones gonna have to open it up eventually and she's gonna get someone to do it. btw how do you do this? Actually how do I block certain sites? That'll be funny when they find out they can't get the hardcore porn they want.

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I'd say leave a typed note at your computer with a list of some "Virus Free" sites.

You know, win win, they get to watch pr0nz, you don't have to clean up virus's.


She can't read......
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#17
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Do I really have to be the first one to suggest leaving something open for her to find that is far more hardcore, far more disgusting, and far more awkward than what she watches? Because I think that's a good idea.

Plus then you'll know how she'd react.

I dunno, what if she digs it? That'll just make TS's problem worse!
#18


Seriously?
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#19
How can she find porn on the Internet if she doesn't know English? Btw, out of curiosity, what country is your mom from?
#20
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Lockup computer suggestion- Someones gonna have to open it up eventually and she's gonna get someone to do it. btw how do you do this? Actually how do I block certain sites? That'll be funny when they find out they can't get the hardcore porn they want.


She can't read......

If she's illiterate, how can she even be using a computer in the first place?
#21
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Show her some virus free sites to watch. That might be too awkward, though.

does not compute.
#22
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How can she find porn on the Internet if she doesn't know English? Btw, out of curiosity, what country is your mom from?


I seriously don't know. I think her boyfriend may have helped her with it tho thats kinda ****ed up if you think about it and he wasn't out there when I saw it so who knows. I even deleted the website history and she's on it again
By the way, she's Vietnamese with no formal education
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That game had the best synthesis system ever.


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#23
Wait wait wait, how come no one as addressed this one MAJOR problem. Why is your mom out of the kitchen.
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#24
When you get off the computer (or before she gets on) leave the main google page up with a virus-free porn site in the search thing, so she'll be compelled to hit enter. Or something along those lines. Just trying to ease your pain, man.
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#30
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#31
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Wait wait wait, how come no one as addressed this one MAJOR problem. Why is your mom out of the kitchen.


No one said anything about the computer being out of the kitchen.
#32
She is browsing the wrong, "___tube."
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#34
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Show her some tranny porn. Either she'll be much more curious, or she'll be done with 'dat shit.



you ever end up watching porn that you don't KNOW is tranny porn at first? ...like if you can only see the top half of there body, and then WHAM: nutsack.

that shit will startle you, but lord knows its never cured anyones addiction.
#35
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No one said anything about the computer being out of the kitchen.

Good point
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#36
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Show her some tranny porn. Either she'll be much more curious, or she'll be done with 'dat shit.

In my case it was the former.
#37
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you ever end up watching porn that you don't KNOW is tranny porn at first? ...like if you can only see the top half of there body, and then WHAM: nutsack.

that shit will startle you, but lord knows its never cured anyones addiction.


Thats actually happened to me. First minutes was the sexiest strip tease I ever seen with my eyes and I was like godam just get naked already.


Then it happened...... I swear to god I felt like puking all over the tv, my ps3, all over the place. Like dam I almost......


to........
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That game had the best synthesis system ever.


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I'm pretty sure you just won the thread. I can confirm everything you just said as well being a heavily qualified geek myself....

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#38
... anyone here ever watch tranny porn as an experiment just to see if it was even possible to get a boner at the time?
#39
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... anyone here ever watch tranny porn as an experiment just to see if it was even possible to get a boner at the time?

I watch tranny porn because it's hot.
#40
Does your mother frequent the Pit, TS?
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