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What's your opinion on bitch drinks? Do you think they take away from your manhood?
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pft... So called "Man drinks" can take away your manhood.

Whiskey dick anyone!?
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coolers, smirnoff ice, any liquor that is artificially sweetened to appeal to women, bud light lime.
Most of it tastes disgusting anyway. They're often much too sweet.
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i don't get why mike's hard lemonade is considered girly. it tastes better than beer and has just as much alcohol. mike's harder has even more alcohol content.

why is that girly?
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coolers, smirnoff ice, any liquor that is artificially sweetened to appeal to women, bud light lime.

+1.
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i don't get why mike's hard lemonade is considered girly. it tastes better than beer and has just as much alcohol. mike's harder has even more alcohol content.

why is that girly?


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What's your opinion on bitch drinks? Do you think they take away from your manhood?
No they don't take away your manhood.
And if you share them with a woman, you might get your manhood wet.
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I enjoy a good bitch drink every now and again.

+1

wait, do pina coladas count as bitch drinks?
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If it tasted good, who cares? I mean, I'm not gonna go and get hammered drinkin Smirnoff Ice, but I don't see anything wrong with a couple fruity tastin drinks on a summer day.
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Darkstar fully endorses margaritas of all forms and Smirnoff Ice in all of its flavors.

And they don't take away from your manhood, as long as it's not all you drink. Your main drinking diet better consist of ales and whiskeys.
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have a shot of Bacardi 151 and tell me that aint a mans drink!
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+1

wait, do pina coladas count as bitch drinks?



i hope not, i love non alcoholic pina coladas as i dont drink.
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i hope not, i love non alcoholic pina coladas as i dont drink.

No matter if with alcohol or not, pina coladas fucking rule.
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Alcohol elitists need SOMETHING to feel superior about.



Anyone who feels superior about what they're drinking is automatically a bitch. it's not what you're drinking, it's how much of it you can put away.


But since we're on the subject, imo the most manly drink on the planet is this:



A man who drinks Johnnie Walker is a man who knows his alcohol, and enjoys the manliest drink on earth: Scotch.

I remember at my prom we ended up running out of beer... so we played beer pong with black label to end off the night. I was pretty ashamed of myself for basically "wasting" the stuff like that, but it tastes ****ing good.
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If you're considering Mike's then yes, I love girly drinks. Mike's is awesome.
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If im gonna drink something i might as well enjoy it. Beer tastes like shit to me.

Not the answer I would have expected from someone who's occupation is listed on his profile as "rockstar".
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it's not what you're drinking, it's how much of it you can put away.
I can get stupid on half of what my friends swill down in a night. So my wallet doesn't take as hard of a hit. Who are the real losers here?
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Not the answer I would have expected from someone who's occupation is listed on his profile as "rockstar".



when people think beer tastes like shit, I develop a suspicion that they have never tried REAL beer. The shit you drink at parties is terrible stuff that truthfully does taste god awful. Really high quality brew tastes amazing, unlike that skunk piss budweiser bullshit.


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I can get stupid on half of what my friends swill down in a night. So my wallet doesn't take as hard of a hit. Who are the real losers here?



manly men have jobs that can support their binge drinking habits
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I can get stupid on half of what my friends swill down in a night. So my wallet doesn't take as hard of a hit. Who are the real losers here?

yeah, low tolerances!
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manly men have jobs that can support their binge drinking habits
And manly men who have jobs that can support binge drinking habits and also have low tolerance, can afford more toys.
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If you're worried about your manliness while drinking said drinks, you are a bitch.

Also, +1 to pina coladas
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gibsons whiskey taste really good
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#28
Depends on the situation. If there are lots of girls around, then it's okay. If you're out with the boys, then it's gay.
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Quote by crzysnowborder
i don't get why mike's hard lemonade is considered girly. it tastes better than beer and has just as much alcohol. mike's harder has even more alcohol content.

why is that girly?


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I can't stand the taste of alcohol, so anything you can do to it to make it taste better is all right with me. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. You can drink whatever you want, don't waste your time telling me what I should drink.
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can Tequila count as a manly drink.. Most people I know don't go near the stuff.



the manliness of tequila is not the reason they don't go near it. the reason is that tequila gets you drunk in a way that nothing else does. If you ever notice, at parties you can tell who the tequila drinkers were (and I seriously mean WERE) because they will be the ones passed out at the landing of a staircase, or in the bathtub, and very rarely are they wearing clothes. The whole "liquid panty remover" thing applies to men too. Drinking tequila at a party has "shitty night" written all over it/
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the manliness of tequila is not the reason they don't go near it. the reason is that tequila gets you drunk in a way that nothing else does. If you ever notice, at parties you can tell who the tequila drinkers were (and I seriously mean WERE) because they will be the ones passed out at the landing of a staircase, or in the bathtub, and very rarely are they wearing clothes. The whole "liquid panty remover" thing applies to men too. Drinking tequila at a party has "shitty night" written all over it/



tis true
first time drinking tequila (oh god we should have used shot glasses instead of swigging the bottle) my bandmates and i had a laugh the next day (after fighting off the hangover before our next THAT NIGHT) telling each other what they did because we couldnl't remember ourselves.
but i had to drink it! the other pussies at the party (everyone not with the band) weren't drinking. they even were playing beer pong without beer!!!!
so tequila was my drink
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Quote by Lt. Shinysides
the manliness of tequila is not the reason they don't go near it. the reason is that tequila gets you drunk in a way that nothing else does. If you ever notice, at parties you can tell who the tequila drinkers were (and I seriously mean WERE) because they will be the ones passed out at the landing of a staircase, or in the bathtub, and very rarely are they wearing clothes. The whole "liquid panty remover" thing applies to men too. Drinking tequila at a party has "shitty night" written all over it/


You are right about that statement, my friend... I never had a problem with Tequila. I love the stuff... but I know some people who have gone overboard with it.
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tis true
first time drinking tequila (oh god we should have used shot glasses instead of swigging the bottle) my bandmates and i had a laugh the next day (after fighting off the hangover before our next THAT NIGHT) telling each other what they did because we couldnl't remember ourselves.
but i had to drink it! the other pussies at the party (everyone not with the band) weren't drinking. they even were playing beer pong without beer!!!!
so tequila was my drink



what the hell is the point? beer pong isn't even all that much fun. the only reason to play it is to get drunk while doing it.
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Quote by Lt. Shinysides
what the hell is the point? beer pong isn't even all that much fun. the only reason to play it is to get drunk while doing it.

I agree there's no point to play it with anything other than beer, but I maintain that it's damned fun.
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That drink that J.D always drinks.
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#38
All of these drinks are made with malt liquor, if you can down 12 smirnoff ice without puking,,Trust me, your no bitch, but as for flavor,,ill stick with a beer!!
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I take the manliest drink available. If the only thing standing between me and oblivion is drinking a fruity bitch drink, then I guess my ego will have to take a blow
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All of these drinks are made with malt liquor, if you can down 12 smirnoff ice without puking,,Trust me, your no bitch, but as for flavor,,ill stick with a beer!!



if you can down ONE smirnoff ice without puking, you're no bitch They taste awful. It's like cough medicine. They only make it worse by trying to improve the flavor with sugary crap.

I maintain that buying flavored alcohol for the taste is just a waste of everybody's time. Instead, drink something that NATURALLY tastes damn good like a scotch or a brandy. Hell even disaronno tastes pretty damn good, and I know women seem to like that.
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