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#4
Vegetables, the root of all problems.
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#6
Yeah there was a guy a while ago who had a small fern tree in his lungs. They thought it was cancer
#7
The news must've taken his breath away.
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

Quote by paintITblack39
usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#8
"Weather this would have gone full term and I would have been woking for the Jolly Green Giant, I don't know"

This has to be one of the strangest news stories I have ever heard. I mean How did the....what did it....
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#9
this is why i don't eat vegetables.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#11
Quote by damian_91
Vegetables, the root of all problems.

Damn you...


Better than the other guy's pun though.
#12
Its uh conspurecy!!!
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#13
Quote by Dempsey68
this is why i don't eat vegetables.


Just wait until a cow starts growing in your lung.
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#14
Quote by __Pent__
Damn you...


Better than the other guy's pun though.

Quote by DieGarbageMan
can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

Quote by paintITblack39
usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#15
This guy obviously eats to fast. He should stop inhaling his food like that.

Quote by Callum89
Just wait until a cow starts growing in your lung.

win

OT: this is... just odd. Has this ever happened before? how was the pea able to get enough nutrients in his lungs?
#18
That's a bit pod.
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#19
Quote by MakinLattes
doesn't sound too a-pea-ling.

No it doesn't.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#20
'God has such a good sense of humour'

Yeah, making it seem like your husband has lung cancer, what a joke! Hahaha!

That really peas me off, I guess you could say its a pet peave of mine.
#21
Man, you guys get all the cool stuff. The best thing we found at the local hospital was a can of axe bodyspray in some guy's ass.
#24
Quote by TheQuailman
Man, you guys get all the cool stuff. The best thing we found at the local hospital was a can of axe bodyspray in some guy's ass.



But really. Medical weirdness everywhere.
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#26
Quote by I.O.T.M
That's a bit pod.


Winner.

You know why it's a winner, folks? CAUSE HE DIDN'T FUCKING ITALICIZE THE PUN!!!
#27
Ron Sveden, of Massachusetts




That is all...
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#28
You'd figure he would've choked on it..he's probably experienced small things in his mouth before though.

These kind of stories just don't...appeal to me.
#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
This guy obviously eats to fast. He should stop inhaling his food like that.


win

OT: this is... just odd. Has this ever happened before? how was the pea able to get enough nutrients in his lungs?


From the seed.
Remember those science lessons you must have had at some point? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed


Any seed will sprout if given the right conditions of heat and moisture. Whether it survives after that is a different story.

I guess it has happened before. I mean, if a seed enters your lung, there's nothing to stop it/get rid of it.
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Last edited by Simsimius at Aug 11, 2010,
#30
At first I lacked any real interest in this story, but it's growing on me.
Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#31
how'd water get in there?
and did the roots plant themselves into his lung tissue...wow
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#32
I think he should have left it alone for a while.
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#33
'God has such a sense of humour'...your husband has a pea growing in his lung, he's lucky to not be dead!

On topic; the doctor must have been very good to think outside of the box like that, we need more budding young doctors like him.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Last edited by Todd Hart at Aug 11, 2010,
#34
Quote by diofan88
how'd water get in there?
The interior of your lungs are very moist.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#36
Hmm, it's a good thing that they found the problem early, otherwise it could have maybe caused some deep-rooted problems. The plant would sprouted into a full-sized pea plant, and stem out a whole range of complications. Eventually, I would imagine his lung would split open, and would probably have killed him.

Seriously though, that's pretty messed up. Didn't know plants could grow in your lungs. 0.o
#37
I will firmly plant my input on this situation here: That's messed up. Seriously.


/failpun
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#39
that is...
Tick tock and waiting for the meteor
This clock is opening another door
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