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#1
i have a friend who gets so angry and fast... i poked him in front of my other friends cousins and mom and he got so mad he immediately elbowed me in the face. he seems to be violet. i know im stronger than him so should i hit him back to make him learn...suggestions?
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#2
Quote by gtosteve65
i poked him

Nice.
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#3
Tell him to chill out. Talk. Talk TALK!

Don't get physical. It'll just end in a scuffle and end your uneasy little friendship.
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#5
Did you poke him in the rectum with your penis?

If you did I can see why he got mad, rapeing people in front of family is a bit naughty.

Maybe he's just self conscious about the fact he has a bit of a violet tint, being called violet boy all your life will probably cause a bit of a chipped shoulder.
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#6
Is your friend 8 years old? And is it legal for you to be hanging out with him?
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#7
I hate it when my friends are violet too.



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#8
ok but he is geting all of us games for 20 dollars so what should i do i want the damn games
Who's your daddy... well not me cuz ur momas ugly


These things are sex transport vehichles woot

This man just got a station wagon.
#9
just pad him on the back and say 'that'll do pig, that'll do'
then he will either stare at you, or hit you again
#11
Just channel his aggression into making love with you.
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#12
I have a brother who is like that. I pushed him during an argument and he picked up a 13-inch tv and threw it at me.
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#13
im not gay i poked him cuz he poked me on facebook
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This man just got a station wagon.
#14
Quote by gtosteve65
ok but he is geting all of us games for 20 dollars so what should i do i want the damn games

You're a douche if you only hang around him so he'll buy you things. Piss off.
#15
Quote by gtosteve65
i have a friend who gets so angry and fast... i poked him in front of my other friends cousins and mom and he got so mad he immediately elbowed me in the face. he seems to be violet. i know im stronger than him so should i hit him back to make him learn...suggestions?


You should have hit him back immediately after he elbowed you in the face if your so much "stronger" than him. Why would you poke someone in the face, especially if you know he has anger problems? IMO you totally deserved it. It would be pointless to hit him back now.
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#16
troll is a troll. but on sereious note just talk too him.
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#17
no he was gunna get them a while ago when he wasnt pissed now we r mad at him
Who's your daddy... well not me cuz ur momas ugly


These things are sex transport vehichles woot

This man just got a station wagon.
#18
Quote by gtosteve65
ok but he is geting all of us games for 20 dollars so what should i do i want the damn games

Then poke yourself... in the eye.
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#19
Wow dude you deserve an elbow in the face.
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no ****in way!
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#20
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#21
Some people hate being touched, especially poked. If I were to even lightly slap my friend in the face he would freak out and put me into submission until I cry. Adrian Beltre also freaks out when people touch him on the head.
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#22
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Did you poke him in the rectum with your penis?

If you did I can see why he got mad, rapeing people in front of family is a bit naughty.

Maybe he's just self conscious about the fact he has a bit of a violet tint, being called violet boy all your life will probably cause a bit of a chipped shoulder.

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#23
right now he would kill u for saying cage match thats the problem

u dont need 2 poke him somthings just not talking sets him off
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These things are sex transport vehichles woot

This man just got a station wagon.
Last edited by gtosteve65 at Aug 11, 2010,
#24
Quote by gtosteve65
he seems to be violet


Well there's your problem.
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#25
Quote by gtosteve65
right now he would kill u for saying cage match thats the problem

u dont need 2 poke him somthings just not talking sets him off

Watch man, he'd kill you. Not even later on, right now.

And whatever that last sentence means, watch out for that too.
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#26
He's violet?



Get your friend to the juicer, fast.


But seriously, if he's already violent towards you, hitting him will not make it better.
#27
My brother has anger issues, so if someone invades his space, or touches something, he rages bigtime. He's not a small guy either, so its best to just leave him be.

I highly suggest, to keep your friendship with this dude, don't do anything that you know will provoke him into violence. Common sense, no?
#28
He seems to be violet, eh? Sounds like he has a colorful personality.
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#29
Quote by gtosteve65
i have a friend who gets so angry and fast... i poked him in front of my other friends cousins and mom and he got so mad he immediately elbowed me in the face. he seems to be violet. i know im stronger than him so should i hit him back to make him learn...suggestions?



He's purple?
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#31
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He seems to be violet, eh? Sounds like he has a colorful personality.

Not to mention a huege temper.
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#32
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He's violet?



Get your friend to the juicer, fast.

I was thinking the exact same thing!
#34
You poked a person who you know to be angry and violent. He reacted angrily and violently.

I don't even know why you have to ask for advice in this situation. DO NOT poke him again.
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#35
Leave him be.


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#36
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Leave him be.


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#38
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I have a brother who is like that. I pushed him during an argument and he picked up a 13-inch tv and threw it at me.

That's pretty badass actually.

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#39
Quote by gtosteve65
ok but he is geting all of us games for 20 dollars so what should i do i want the damn games


Maybe he's angry because his friends are shallow assholes.
#40
1) I would have hit your dumbass too if you would have done that to me.
2) If you know he's violent then why would you fuck with him in the first place
3) If it bothers you so much that you got hit you should have stomped the shit out of him.
4) I would be angry too if I had friends that were assholes like you.
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