#1
Alrightt so I was on my porch having a cigarette, when all of a sudden from 10 feet away in the dark all I hear is ****-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOO and theres this rooster runnin up my steps attackin me, holy crap thats gotta be the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, I mean the chickens live all the way down the street haha

Has anyone else had a weird animal encounter like this?? I just wanted to tell somebody about this haha this is the weirdest thing to happen to me ever
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An owl flew right over my head grazing my hair in broad daylight one time...weird.

and this wasn't me but my dog got in a fight with a duck and lost
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#6
Beaten by a cock?

TS got raped

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haha
i didnt get attacked but once i was walking and a pidgeon fell on my foot from like a 20 foot tall tree i almost shat my pants
#9
i had a stare off with a squirrel once. it last about a minute till i blinked then it ran. awesome moment of my life
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#10
You get out there and kick that ****in chickens ass, it thinks it owns you and your porch. That how you wanna live, huh, owned by a chicken?
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You get out there and kick that ****in chickens ass, it thinks it owns you and your porch. That how you wanna live, huh, owned by a chicken?


Oh i did, I kicked that chicken all the way back down the street believe me haha its not like he won it just scared the crap out of me XD
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#13
I caught a fish the other day and it almost wiggled it's way into getting me with my own hook...... guess that's close...
#14
Got cocked?
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#16
That cock has some massive balls.


This reminds me of when the chicken at my grandmother was attacked by a chicken. It jumped up her dress, and she freaks out running all over the yard. Then me, and my uncle heard her screaming so we looked out the window...

Next thing we know we see my grandma running around with her chesticals hanging out, and the chicken still chasing her.
So then my uncle caught the chicken, and made it into that nights dinner.
I must say that that was the best cock I've ever eaten.
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Oh i did, I kicked that chicken all the way back down the street believe me haha its not like he won it just scared the crap out of me XD



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#20
There was this one time I was at a party next to a school, and there was a cage full of chickens, so some of the guys broke them out and cut their heads of with woodaxes and other random shit then threw them on the fire and ate them feathers and all.
True story no shit.
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There was this one time I was at a party next to a school, and there was a cage full of chickens, so some of the guys broke them out and cut their heads of with woodaxes and other random shit then threw them on the fire and ate them feathers and all.
True story no shit.



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Why so disappoint?
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Why so disappoint?

Disappoint is not what I was trying to convey. I suppose befuddlement is more accurate.
#26
Did you get colcocked?

Was a cockfight involved?

It must've surely been cocky to attack you
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#28
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Oh i did, I kicked that chicken all the way back down the street believe me haha its not like he won it just scared the crap out of me XD


Hopefully you took your time kicking it back to its roost, and not done one after another immediately.....cause that would be bad.
#29
Chickens are scary. My neighbor have 5 of them and they chase my car down the street. Scary shit. They're the reason I lock my car doors.
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#30
The last time a rooster attacked me I was next to my golfclubs in my friend garage (we went golfing)

It was his rooster, but it scared the shit out of me, so I smacked it in its head with my driver. Knocked its head clean off, and in my honest opinion, that was the best drive I did all day.

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