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Toniofalcon
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Same concept of other thread, except over analyze and generalize cool musician's lives to describe their character or music in a depressing way.

Slash always wanted to be white.

Zeppelin wanted to be black in the begging, before settling on being white and doing more acoustic and progressive stuff.

Mustaine's entire style is based upon being faster and more technical than Metallica. Including having a higher voice than Hetfield. Meth also possibly played a part in this.

Lennon never wanted to sell out and was always rebellious as well as having a rough, motherless childhood where he became attached to his domineering aunt. He later found Yoko and started caring about the peace movement.

Rap related- 50 Cent went after Rick Ross for impersonating a ganster of the same name, ridiculing him. He himself stole his name from a notorious gangster.

Korn started out with all songs being pretty much about ****ed up childhoods. All of the members in the band have nicknames based on what they were made fun of for as a kid. Fieldy, Munky, Head, and Jonathan doesn't go by his but it was originally "HIV". Both Head ( with his Snoop Dogg inspired trademark hair ) and Fieldy wanted to be black at this point ( Fieldy was the worst but he moved on from this stage).

Hetfield was a drunk with a ****ed up childhood, as was Mustaine. He couldn't admit that he was an alcoholic too, so he kicked Mustaine out of the band. Mustaine did the same thing for years ( Poland, Garr, ) and took a liking to kicking guys out of the band in general, not becoming emotionally close to anyone but "Dave Jr".

That's all I can think of. Have fun with it, these don't have to be very accurate at all nor do I claim them to be.
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Quote by Toniofalcon
Hetfield was a drunk with a ****ed up childhood, as was Mustaine. He couldn't admit that he was an alcoholic too, so he kicked Mustaine out of the band. Mustaine did the same thing for years ( Poland, Garr, ) and took a liking to kicking guys out of the band in general, not becoming emotionally close to anyone but "Dave Jr".


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Eminem is white trash...


but you don't really need to over-analyze him to come to that conclusion...
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Elliott Smith - Somber songwriter, died of stabwounds from an unknown assailant (the case is still open).
Jeff Buckley - Songwriter and guitar picker extraordinaire, found a week after his disappearance near the Mississippi River. Cause of death, drowning.
Cliff Burton - Thrown out of a window and under a bus.
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Eminem is white trash...


but you don't really need to over-analyze him to come to that conclusion...


I heard that when he was 19 (or around that age) his uncle died and his mother told im that she wished it was him instead.
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Toniofalcon
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Eminem had to become good to make people forget about Vanilla Ice. He is so good that he can make songs about hating his fans and about hating his mother hits. He also has terrible issues with women indicated by songs about his mother, ex wife, and songs about his decision to not love women ( Superman ).
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I heard that when he was 19 (or around that age) his uncle died and his mother told im that she wished it was him instead.


Yeah she did.....and it was a suicide too.
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Lars Ulrich only started Metallica to-

oh wait, you said cool musicians.
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mirror thread? i mean the title is near identical :/
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Bruce Dickinson (Maiden) was the result of a failed abortion.
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Zeppelin wanted to be black, but settled on being white? what the hell does that mean?
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kurt cobain. didn't wanna be famous, then became famous. and BANG! that's all she friggin' wrote.
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Quote by Zoso72
Zeppelin wanted to be black, but settled on being white? what the hell does that mean?

It's hyperbole to represent the style that Zeppelin ripped off from blues musicians albeit making it faster and adding distortion. Nothing against them, many artists were influenced by the blues. But listen to the difference in Plant's vocal quips and Page's playing over the years. Less bluesy progressively. That was my point.

Kurt loved fame. Suicide made him legendary. More legendary than any of his fellow musicians at the time will ever be.

Okay, now I feel bad for creating this over-analyzing stupid thread. Most of what I said probably isn't even true, but thinking this way is ruining music for me.
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Quote by Zoso72
Zeppelin wanted to be black, but settled on being white? what the hell does that mean?

that wasnt what surprised me, what surprised me is he called them "progressive." i've wanted to say for so long "they sound a bit progressive" but i was always too worried i'd sound fratarded, then this guy says it and nobody mentions a thing!
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Quote by cyco_bob56
Elliott Smith - Somber songwriter, died of stabwounds from an unknown assailant (the case is still open).
Jeff Buckley - Songwriter and guitar picker extraordinaire, found a week after his disappearance near the Mississippi River. Cause of death, drowning.
Cliff Burton - Thrown out of a window and under a bus.



Elliot smith was ruled suicide. He was fighting with his girlfriend, she locked herself in another room, when she came out he was standing there with a knife in his chest, which she then pulled out. He stabbed himself twice. There was a note saying "Please god forgive me" or something to that effect.

IMO, she murdered him.

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Quote by Lots O' FX
I heard that when he was 19 (or around that age) his uncle died and his mother told im that she wished it was him instead.

What a bitch.
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Funny how no one brought up Dimebag. Why the **** did that guy shoot him though? I never heard the reason behind it.

EDIT: Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven is about his son who died (dunno from what though)
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Quote by SadusAttack
Funny how no one brought up Dimebag. Why the **** did that guy shoot him though? I never heard the reason behind it.

EDIT: Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven is about his son who died (dunno from what though)

The guy who shot dimebag had some condition or syndrome where he couldnt tell fantasy from reality.

and Clapton's son fell out of a really high window.
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Quote by ryan_nadon
The guy who shot dimebag had some condition or syndrome where he couldnt tell fantasy from reality.

and Clapton's son fell out of a really high window.

he was a paranoid schizophrenic. and clapton's kid fell from the 53rd story window.
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#22
the ramones apparantly couldnt stand each other, though I always hear them as a group with good band chemistry (musically)
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Quote by SadusAttack
Funny how no one brought up Dimebag. Why the **** did that guy shoot him though? I never heard the reason behind it.

EDIT: Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven is about his son who died (dunno from what though)


the dude was ****ed up from the fantasy and thought that the band was evil and he had to defeat them... ****ing asshole
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#24
Brian Carroll actually has aspergers syndrome, there for, out of stage fright and contact with people he created a stage person that through it, it will be easier for him to go on stage and become the persona which is Buckethead.
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Quote by Toniofalcon
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Hetfield was a drunk with a ****ed up childhood, as was Mustaine. He couldn't admit that he was an alcoholic too, so he kicked Mustaine out of the band. Mustaine did the same thing for years ( Poland, Garr, ) and took a liking to kicking guys out of the band in general, not becoming emotionally close to anyone but "Dave Jr".
Metallica the biggest band ever in their genre. Hetfield awsome voice and sound. Mustaine sing is more meat and potatoes. Metallica always 1 in the big 4. Sometimes megadeth and slayer are number 2 or 3 and anthrax number always 4.
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Metallica the biggest band ever in their genre. Hetfield awsome voice and sound. Mustaine sing is more meat and potatoes. Metallica always 1 in the big 4. Sometimes megadeth and slayer are number 2 or 3 and anthrax number always 4.

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your just dum cus metallica easily beats all youre shitty music like (c)rap LOL

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the dude was ****ed up from the fantasy and thought that the band was evil and he had to defeat them... ****ing asshole

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Bradley Nowell

I just had to say the name and now i'm pretty sure you're ;_; right now.

Nope. No idea who that is.
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I just had to say the name and now i'm pretty sure you're ;_; right now.

The self titled was originally named "Killin' It" ;_;
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Singer/guitarist of Sublime.

Picture this. You're out touring with your band all the time in your area, you've released two albums, critically acclaimed but not commercially. At home your wife just had a kid that you both love and the story of your family is ready to start. On top of that, you get together with your band to write your third album. It's a tough album to write songs for, but you give it all you got. You finish it and get ready to tour - this is gonna be a fun tour to promote the album.

Then you OD on heroin.

Ironically, the album your band released after your death becomes the biggest album your band had ever written. Radios around the world play your songs, they hear you sing and play that guitar, the name of your band starts appearing on different charts. Yet, most people buying your album, don't know that you died.

Your newly born son grows up not knowing his father, but listening to him play about not practicing Santeria.

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Quote by TMVATDI
that wasnt what surprised me, what surprised me is he called them "progressive." i've wanted to say for so long "they sound a bit progressive" but i was always too worried i'd sound fratarded, then this guy says it and nobody mentions a thing!

Zeppelin has always been the proggy of that era. Then you have stuff like Rush coming out.

TS is brainwashed by the media into being racially biased.

White pride!

Everyone has issues in their lives. It's like whatever.
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Quote by Toniofalcon

Mustaine's entire style is based upon being faster and more technical than Metallica. Including having a higher voice than Hetfield. Meth also possibly played a part in this.

lolwut.
Maybe at the start he would throw snide comments towards metallica and say he was better, but I doubt megadeth was entirely devoted to being better than metallica.
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matthew good is bipolar, manic depressive etc, overdosed and had a pretty severe mental breakdown on tour i believe and was admitted to a mental facility and wrote an album. hes one of the most depressing musicians to listen to musically i feel, fighting lots of demons it seems
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