#1
Share stories of you being a douchebag that you regret, so everyone can feel better about themselves.


Back in the day I was:
a) an atheist
b) a teenager
c) a douchebag
d) in religious education class

Add all of this together and you get an annoying little brat yelling 'sodomy' at every opportunity.

It makes me sad, because it was really immature and a shit joke anyway.


(If anyone cares, a) and c) still apply.)
#2
I kicked a girl with crutches because I didn't like her boyfriend.
Me and her boyfriend fought after school.
I made fun of my best friend until he cried.
I skipped school a lot and wasted most of my education.
Man I was a stupid person, thank god for growing up.
#4
I still am, I don't think it ever changed =]
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#5
When I was a douchebag.. na na na na na na na na na

See I'd have all the douches in the world, when I was a douchebag
#6
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I kicked a girl with crutches because I didn't like her boyfriend.
Me and her boyfriend fought after school.
I made fun of my best friend until he cried.
I skipped school a lot and wasted most of my education.
Man I was a stupid person, thank god for growing up.

Dude. Thats harsh.
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#7
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An evil wizard once turned me into a women's hygiene product.

I was a pretty big douchbag back then.

Nah, you're supposed to tell stories you regret.
#8
I stole a piece of lego once, from an old friend. Later on he told me he was missing one piece from his spacecraft, and he described what the piece looked like... looks like he'll never finish that spacecraft ever. Muwahaha
#10
I used to be the biggest scene douche and I called someone gay because they Led Zeppelin and Slayer were better then Esccape the Fate.
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#11
I wasnt really ever a douchebag but I really could act horribly.

I once even almost took out a girl's eye with a chair, when you think of it actually...I wish I did...bitch deserved it...
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#12
Back in the day, me and a couple of my friends made fun of this girl I liked until she cried because she didn't like me back. I always told my music teacher that music theory is useless and he is teaching shit (oh, irony ). I always said stuff without thinking, which always lead me to trouble with other students and teachers. I was the biggest douchebag in my school back then, thank God I grew up.
#13
When I was in Reno, I shot a man.
Just to watch him die.

Man, I was a douchbag back then.
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#14
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When I was in Reno, I shot a man.
Just to watch him die.

Man, I was a douchbag back then.


Johnny Cash for the win.

But yeah, I went in and out of phases of douchebaggery.
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