#6
I bet the headline writers were 'gutted' when they saw this sorry
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#8
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I bet the headline writers were 'gutted' when they saw this sorry



What a horribly un-aboriginal pun.


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#10
She instead found an adult torso wrapped in plastic,

"It's just my feeling ... so I went with my gut feeling."
That makes sense.
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#11
Not strange, but one could replace "gut feeling" with something more eloquent, such as "instinctual sensation." Then again, news is meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
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#12
raging bullshit

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#13
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Sounds like a Pitmonkey made up that title.


Wait, since when are Aboriginals white?


It's like when you wash your black clothes in with your white clothes.
Eventually the white clothes will win, even though the black ones were there first.

Serious answer; she's got some white relatives, I guess.
#14
This is so pointless. By the way all of you who made puns suck
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This is so pointless. By the way all of you who made puns suck


...nobody did.

(other than SeveralSpecies.)
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#17
It's like when you wash your black clothes in with your white clothes.
Eventually the white clothes will win, even though the black ones were there first.

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