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#1
Who would you pick? What persona would you like to be. I think I'd like to spend the day as Meths just to see what it feels like to think you're always right.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#2
Reva.

Boobs.

That is all.
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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#5
be cool to be Slash for a day.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#6
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Or someone in Britain.


Why on earth would you want to be here? o.O
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#7
I'd be Carmel and ban everyone.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#8
Fassa. I'd like to know how it feels to make unsubstantiated claims just for shits and giggles.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#9
Someone British, so I can talk funny as much as I want and it'd be perfectly acceptable.
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and Jon777 .


#11
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Someone British, so I can talk funny as much as I want and it'd be perfectly acceptable.

It's good that you recognise that your current habit of talking funny is wholly unacceptable.
#14
SomeoneYouKnew for his total mastery of the arts.

Or GenghisGhandi for his total awesomeness.
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

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#16
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SomeoneYouKnew for his total mastery of the arts.

Or GenghisGhandi for his total awesomeness.

I'd be GenghisGhandhi just because I wanna be an ant eater.

^I'd not want to be Ichi simply because I'd have to look at the grotesque pinkness of his room.
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#17
God Of Lamb

<.<
>.>
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#19
Tbh, I'd chose you Jackal - I'd want to know what it's like to be an older guy in the pit, and whether it was funny or not... Or if older people find my jokes as hi-larious as I do
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#20
I'd be Mighty Al, just so I could finally know what it feels like to be funny.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#21
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Twist of fate.

Since he's pretty close to me, I could drive over to my house to see my lifeless body.

What if Twist Of Fate was you during the day that you were him? It could be a bad movie, but with UG instead of annoying people
#23
Someone annoying so I could post tons of porn and get perma'd. Then come back the next day to a pit void of said annoying user.
#24
MightyAl because when I was scrolling down that's the one it stopped on first.

I couldn't really be trusted to be somebody else for a while though, when they got control back they'd probably have just been arrested for 6 hour rape spree and would have a rectum full of animals small enough to fit.
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

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#25
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MightyAl because when I was scrolling down that's the one it stopped on first.

I couldn't really be trusted to be somebody else for a while though, when they got control back they'd probably have just been arrested for 6 hour rape spree and would have a rectum full of animals small enough to fit.



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Lo, and the other lads be hating,
gallyvanting around,
attempting to catch me cycling in an unsavory fashion.




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#26
that guy i lovepepsi
god hes so hot 0:
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ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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LOLjk guise, im not real.


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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#27
I'd be Slash.

Then i'd go buy massive amounts of heroine, prostitutes, and booze.
#29
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FreakAddiction.

Then I'd make a pr0nz and post it back when I'm me again.


Can I borrow your guitar skillz for a day then?
2010's Sexiest Female Uger

#31
Since when was Slash a PITMONKEY?
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#32
Fucking anyone.


Maybe Boreamor, Opc100, MightyAl. It'd be cool to be one of the funny posters for a day
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#33
Jackal58.

So I could be the pedophile that everyone loves.



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Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
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First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#34
Jackal58.

I think I'd rather pass on being a different girl or a teenage boy.
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#35
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Jackal58.

I think I'd rather pass on being a different girl or a teenage boy.
Really, Toni? I love Don and all, but wouldn't you rather be someone cheeky, like me?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#36
Quote by OddOneOut
Jackal58.

I think I'd rather pass on being a different girl or a teenage boy.



Well we aren't ALL teenagers

This isn't "Children of the Corn"
#37
I dunno, that rubberpuppiessu guy seems cool.

OH, WAIT...
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#40
I'd be one of the girls, and max out their credit cards buying seafood, dildos and a heat lamp. I would then combine all thsoe things so that, when she wakes up, she finds herself in posession of a mountain of sex toys that smell like fish, and no idea how it happened.