#1
I'm recently separated from my wife, and I don't need anything to keep me down. I thought I would get some insurance. My doctor told me I don't need it, but he gave me a sample pack of cialis just because he wanted me to have a no doubt.

Anyone have any experience with this? I plan on taking it just before I pick my date up at the airport. It's supposed to have my jimmy wood for a good three days. I'm thinking I could like this.
#2
lol
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#4
Wtf Ts!?!?!?!?!?!
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#5
Quote by Rt1Rebel
I'm recently separated from my wife, and I don't need anything to keep me down. I thought I would get some insurance. My doctor told me I don't need it, but he gave me a sample pack of cialis just because he wanted me to have a no doubt.

Anyone have any experience with this? I plan on taking it just before I pick my date up at the airport. It's supposed to have my jimmy wood for a good three days. I'm thinking I could like this.
I love where this is going.
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#7
Be careful it don't get stuck in you throat or yah could have a stiff neck for days




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I love where this is going.


LOL. My "date" for the weekend is the girl voted most likely to be an adult film actress.
#12
Have fun having to hold yourself up from the walls horizontally every time you need a piss.
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#13
I know it gives me a boner. Duh. Is it a continuous boner? Is it a comfortable boner? Is it a boner that seeks constant satisfaction, or is it a boner I can sleep with for a few hours? It's documented boner that lasts 36 hours. I just want to know if any one else ever had a 36 hour boner before I drop this crazy drug.
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LOL. My "date" for the weekend is the girl voted most likely to be an adult film actress.

So ugly?
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#20
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I know it gives me a boner. Duh. Is it a continuous boner? Is it a comfortable boner? Is it a boner that seeks constant satisfaction, or is it a boner I can sleep with for a few hours? It's documented boner that lasts 36 hours. I just want to know if any one else ever had a 36 hour boner before I drop this crazy drug.

it doesn't last 36 hours. if it lasts 4 hours, go to a doctor.
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#21
Let me complete the deal. I don't want to mess this up. I promise that when I complete the deal I will provide pics, both past and of the present.

Tell me about cialis and heavy drinking.
#22
We don't want to see before and after pictures of your penis, bro.
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#23
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Let me complete the deal. I don't want to mess this up. I promise that when I complete the deal I will provide pics, both past and of the present.

Tell me about cialis and heavy drinking.

there's a thing called google. it truely is beautiful.
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#24
Quote by Rt1Rebel
Let me complete the deal. I don't want to mess this up. I promise that when I complete the deal I will provide pics, both past and of the present.

Tell me about cialis and heavy drinking.

Cialis is a drug that treats erectile dysfunction, and heavy drinking is the act of consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.
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#25
Take said drug, have said drinks, pick up said women, then **** her, and post about your experiences when the night is done?

I'd really like that.
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#26
Yeah, I know about the bad blood in a boner too.


Let's make this simple. Only those that 1) Have tried cialis 2) Have actually ****ed a beautiful horny girl


need respond to this thread.
#27
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there's a thing called google. it truely is beautiful.

TS,Google man. This forum is pretty much, 13 to 25 olds mostly. We don't have problem getting up. Hey some of these guys might have go around with a book covering theirs in middle school.
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#28
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Yeah, I know about the bad blood in a boner too.


Let's make this simple. Only those that 1) Have tried cialis 2) Have actually ****ed a beautiful horny girl


need respond to this thread.


I spooned a Barbie doll with a spork. Does that count?
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#29
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Take said drug, have said drinks, pick up said women, then **** her, and post about your experiences when the night is done?

I'd really like that.


I really like that too! Are you a woman? I am sensing that you are.
#30
Quote by Rt1Rebel
Yeah, I know about the bad blood in a boner too.


Let's make this simple. Only those that 1) Have tried cialis 2) Have actually ****ed a beautiful horny girl


need respond to this thread.

This one time, I ass worshipped a bootyful asian girl.. Does that count?




#31
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TS,Google man. This forum is pretty much, 13 to 25 olds mostly. We don't have problem getting up. Hey some of these guys might have go around with a book covering theirs in middle school.


LOL, if you turned the PIT onto google, you wouldn't have a board here. Most of what we post is hyperbole. I want to know what cialis does to me. I could easily find that out by reading the goddanm paperwork that came with it, I was sure that posting here about it would provide some goddamn amusement. I don't have a problem getting it up, I just want some assurrance I can keep it up for 12 hours or so, it's looking alot like I have to entertain more than a few...
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#32
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LOL, if you turned the PIT onto google, you wouldn't have a board here. Most of what we post is hyperbole. I want to know what cialis does to me. I could easily find that out by reading the goddanm paperwork that came with it, I was sure that posting here about it would provide some goddamn amusement.

well if things don't work out for you and you feel sad about it, come to the Hugging Thread and we'll fix you right up. emotionally, that is.
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#33
Damn you are old.
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#35
too obvious now...
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#36
Quote by Rt1Rebel
LOL, if you turned the PIT onto google, you wouldn't have a board here. Most of what we post is hyperbole. I want to know what cialis does to me. I could easily find that out by reading the goddanm paperwork that came with it, I was sure that posting here about it would provide some goddamn amusement. I don't have a problem getting it up, I just want some assurrance I can keep it up for 12 hours or so, it's looking alot like I have to entertain more than a few...

Good troll is good troll. Someone had to say it. Someone got butthurt.
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