Hey fa****s,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fa****s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.


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Man, I don't even know why I'm posting this...

Well, What's the best troll YOU'VE seen?
Last edited by LolCatGuitar at Aug 13, 2010,
*reported for not being the best troll EVAR!*

NOTE: if you dont know why you are posting it why are you posting it?
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

7-String Legion

If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
Last edited by Gyroscope : Tomorrow at 01:00 PM.
Your name is John? It's not even spelled correctly; this is how you really spell it: Jon.

Do you enjoy being a living typo, John? You see, I don't have that problem because my named is Jon, and it's spelled correctly. My name is pretty much the quintessence of greatness. And it doesn't have that useless "H."

Be jealous, fa****.