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#1
Well I'm sitting on facebook, and then I'm seeing statuses like "oh my god, KATY PERRY" and "I JUST TOUCHED KATY PERRY'S ARM", and I'm thinking, okay this is an interesting new meme amongst guys from my old school, Melbourne High, but then one kid up and says "Don't go the MHS formal, it's not like Katy Perry will turn up or anything, oh wait, holy fuck." So I check out the comments underneath, and it's pretty much confirmed that Katy Perry, being in Melbourne for her show, decided to go for a wander around Melbourne, AND CRASHED MY OLD SCHOOL'S PROM TWO YEARS TOO LATE.

http://twitter.com/KATYPERRY confirms it, although it doesn't mention the school name.

So guys, my question to you is, if you were a famous musician/singer, would you go around crashing random events? I sure as hell would.

EDIT:

Here's a pic that someone took:



FUCK she's cute.

2ndEDIT: AND another.



Man I'm spewing.

And it turned out that she was staying at the same hotel (the Grand Hyatt) that the formal was being held. Lucky bastards.
Last edited by NakedInTheRain at Aug 14, 2010,
#5
Quote by Bearded_Seth
I'd try to nail her.

Then say sorry to Russel. But then again he'd probably understand, the deviant.

He'd join in given the chance.

On topic, I might do, although it would be rather odd having all that attention.
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#7
Quote by Bearded_Seth
I'd try to nail her.

Then say sorry to Russel. But then again he'd probably understand, the deviant.

That guy, of all people gets them titties whenever her wants.

edit: They're damn near perfect for each other though.
Last edited by -[NiL]- at Aug 13, 2010,
#11
Quote by suckmahnuts
Arm? I'd go straight for the vagina.


Maybe the tit to be safe... It's understandable in a frantic rush for arms to flail around the mammaries but a hand going up the skirt isn't normal.
#14
God I would do terrible terrible things.
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#15
Quote by Bearded_Seth
Maybe the tit to be safe... It's understandable in a frantic rush for arms to flail around the mammaries but a hand going up the skirt isn't normal.


It's a high school dance. Filled with hormone crazed, horny teenage boys. A hand up the skirt is not out of the question whatsoever
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#18
Quote by valdean
Crash a prom?
What does that mean/involve?

Wild orgy with lots of under-age people
#20
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']That guy, of all people gets them titties whenever her wants.

edit: They're damn near perfect for each other though.
Wait. Are you talking about Russel and Katy, or...
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#21
Quote by Bearded_Seth
I'd try to nail her.

Then say sorry to Russel. But then again he'd probably understand, the deviant.

this is the only response.

if i were you TS, id be extra super supremely ultra pissed.

shes way to hot to be married to/with that arsehole

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She's a sub-par singer with sub-par looks. What's the fuss?

oh look, an unbacked, provocative, unnecessary post, what a surprise

shes hot, get over it.

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#23
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Wait. Are you talking about Russel and Katy, or...

Yup.

I wanna meet her and maybe even lay a couple tracks down.
#24
If I was famous, I would do it. Fo' Sho'.
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#25
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Yup.

I wanna meet her and maybe even lay a couple tracks down.
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#26
Katy Perry

I bet she and Russel Brand have some ridiculous sex.
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#28
Russel Brand... A horrible actor...

Katy Perry... A hot singer...

Nah...
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#29
Quote by boreamor
She's a sub-par singer with sub-par looks. What's the fuss?


That she's, with Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, (arguably) the biggest thing in female pop music atm.

Her songs are really, really catchy.
#30
mmmmm katy perry
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#31
Katy Perry = om nom nom nom nom.
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#33
Quote by Matt_Malmsteen
Her very attractive boobs

They really aren't all that impressive. She looks like Zooey Deschanel, but doesn't have the jazzy singing voice Zooey does.
#34
I would crash other musicians' concerts. Just to be a dick.

And on the subject of Katy Perry, I'd make her my personal semen bank. And then shank Russell Brand.
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#35
Quote by Holy Katana
They really aren't all that impressive. She looks like Zooey Deschanel, but doesn't have the jazzy singing voice Zooey does.

you mean katy looks like a hotter, non loser hipster version of zooey.
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#36
Quote by Holy Katana
They really aren't all that impressive. She looks like Zooey Deschanel, but doesn't have the jazzy singing voice Zooey does.

Saying someone looks like Zooey Deschanel is one of the biggest compliments you could give to a girl.
#37
Quote by TEK34
Saying someone looks like Zooey Deschanel is one of the biggest compliments you could give to a girl.

Not saying she looks bad. I'm just saying her boobs are overrated, and her music sucks.
#39
Quote by Holy Katana
Not saying she looks bad. I'm just saying her boobs are overrated, and her music sucks.

Her boobs aren't bad, they're not amazing but, I would.
#40
Quote by TEK34
Her boobs aren't bad, they're not amazing but, I would motorboat the shit out of them.


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