#1
That's right! I'm sure you've seen this guy around here with his kvlt avatar or in Metal. Today he turns 19!

I got you Fable 3!
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#2


I got you a record deal!
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Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
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Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
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Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#4
I wanted to give you a Rhino but I stumbled across this behemoth of a guitar which apparently is also called a Rhino
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I'm Omnipotent, which is to say that my dick eats both meat and plants


Ronnie and Steele, Rockstars today aint half as real.

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio & Peter Steele
#6
Happy birthday bro!
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#7
Happy birthday dude!

I got you hot Samus.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#9
Aw happy birthday! Hope it goes well and you have a great time

I got you a fox cub

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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#10
Shitty Birthday!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
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Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
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And we all poop in the sandwiches!


New Drug Chat, Eh? CLICK HERE


pass: misterhoffman
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#16
Bwahahaha, a birthday thread in The Pit? I roar with bitter glee.

Anyway, I still got you a present (they wouldn't take it back):



Fenriz-approved vanilla ice-cream! You can eat it while wearing those big sunglasses, not Emperor sunglasses, big, big sunglasses. Very important, always big sunglasses, cool user.

If I took this cigarette and put it out on you...


...would you love me?
#18
Happy birthday, man. I'll give you a choice. You can have either the win for our dance off, seasons 1-5 of House on DVD, or a get out of jail free card that I suspect might come in handy one day
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#20
Happy birthday.
I always recognize the kvlt avatar.

I got you some awesome shoes.

Woot! New Zealand...
#22
Happy Birthday dude!!
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#23
Happy birthday! I didn't get you anything!
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FrustratedRocka you are a legend

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The man clearly knows his shit.

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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#24
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Happy birthday!

I got you a blow torch to wield together your severed metal.

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**** you, i was gonna get him that.

anyways, happy birthday, severed-metal! i got you that hip new band that all the kids seem to like.
Go Veg.
#25
Happy Birthday you metal bastad.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#26
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**** you, i was gonna get him that.

anyways, happy birthday, severed-metal! i got you that hip new band that all the kids seem to like.




I also go you this.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#29
Happy birthday Severed. I will never forgot the story you told about answering the door naked to Jehovah Witnesses.

"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton