#1
Well, I've got athlete's foot. Yes, I change my socks daily and shower, too. But I have to be outside a lot, so my feet still get really sweaty. And what that means is I get these little bubbles of pus in my foot that itch and hurt sometimes. And I can't scratch them because if I do then it will spread, or the bubbles will get super big and I can't walk on it. Anyhow, I've been using some cream stuff that only makes it go away. But it doesn't really make it feel better. The only thing that makes it feel better is when I'm sitting here with my shoes off and for some reason my dog decides he wants to lick my feet. I feel a lot better. Maybe I should bottle his saliva and keep it with me. So, what home remedies if any do you fellas use when nothing else seems to work?

PS: The funny thing is, I actually just made fun of another user by claiming they had athlete's foot. This is cosmic justice.
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Trying to think of a witty comment, can't think of any. *leaves*
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Please, nobody type in athlete's foot into google images. Especially if you already hate feet. I Don't even know why I did.

*searches*
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#7
Scrub your feet vigorously with sand paper. I know it sounds crazy, but it will get rid of your athlete's foot.
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#9
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And what that means is I get these little bubbles of pus


I read this as little bubbles of puns and expected you to start making some sort of puns about dogs or something throughout the whole post, I don't know...

Well, I have nothing else to comment.

#10
I actually don't mind it. I like scratching stuff that itches. And it's going away. I think I mainly just like the feeling of my dog licking my feet. I think it doesn't count as beastiality if I don't have a foot fetish.
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I read this as little bubbles of puns and expected you to start making some sort of puns about dogs or something throughout the whole post, I don't know...

Well, I have nothing else to comment.

The thing is, I'm a little drunk. And wanted to make a thread. And I'm trying my god damndest to not make it like my usual drunk threads where I just babble about this that or the other.

So back to my feet: How many people here chew their toe nails? A lot of people chew their finger nails, but how many of you are dedicated enough to chew your toe nails, too?
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Your poor dog.
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#15
it feels better cause when your dog licks them it stimulates touch receptors on your skin. The signal from them converges with the signals from your pain receptors, so if alot of your touch receptors are stimulated, those signals will converge and replace the signals from the pain receptors. it has nothing to do with the saliva.

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#16
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Okay. This is what it looks like usually apparently. My foot looks nothing like this. This is actually pretty gross. I bet if you ripped off that dead skin and ate it, it would taste like orange rinds. You know that white stuff on the inside of orange peels? I bet it would taste like that stuff.

Edit: What kind of sick bastard lets their foot get this bad? I already put this stuff on it and my foot looks much better. It also itches much less. The last time it happened, I went on a camping trip and put my foot in some dirty water so it got infected. I took a box cutter and cut the pus filled bubbles off at work. My ex-girlfriend took pictures and I got her to stick the napkin I used to clean it into her mouth. It was awesome.
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#17
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The thing is, I'm a little drunk. And wanted to make a thread. And I'm trying my god damndest to not make it like my usual drunk threads where I just babble about this that or the other.

So back to my feet: How many people here chew their toe nails? A lot of people chew their finger nails, but how many of you are dedicated enough to chew your toe nails, too?


Oh Joj, (can I call you that? I think I will.) you don't have to explain yourself to me.

I say we post google images of feet with athlete's foot

EDIT: You beat me to it!

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Oh Joj, (can I call you that? I think I will.) you don't have to explain yourself to me.

I say we post google images of feet with athlete's foot

EDIT: You beat me to it!

Call me Cory, please. Most people on here who know me at all call me Cory.

edit: Now we have a competition. Someone find a grosser picture of Athlete's foot.
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This is definitely the most disgusting athlete's foot I've ever seen. This shoe is so unbelievably tacky.
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#21
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Okay. This is what it looks like usually apparently. My foot looks nothing like this. This is actually pretty gross. I bet if you ripped off that dead skin and ate it, it would taste like orange rinds. You know that white stuff on the inside of orange peels? I bet it would taste like that stuff.

Edit: What kind of sick bastard lets their foot get this bad? I already put this stuff on it and my foot looks much better. It also itches much less. The last time it happened, I went on a camping trip and put my foot in some dirty water so it got infected. I took a box cutter and cut the pus filled bubbles off at work. My ex-girlfriend took pictures and I got her to stick the napkin I used to clean it into her mouth. It was awesome.

I don't know why i keep coming back into this thread.
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edit: Now we have a competition. Someone find a grosser picture of Athlete's foot.

Challenge accepted.

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#27
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What the hell is the point of this thread?

There's a few points. The first is to help people learn to not get athlete's foot. The second is to help people identify athlete's foot when they get it. The third is how to deal with athlete's foot when you get it.

The fourth is to create a support group for people who have athlete's foot.
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#28
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(Invalid img) Oh yes.

WAT. I refuse to believe that THIS is just a mere case of Athlete's foot! Jesus...


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I can't even tell what that is
But i'm pretty sure it's verging on gore
which i'm pretty sure is breaching the rules

It's a toe with athlete's foot... Or so the internet told me.... I don't think there's anything wrong with it... hopefully not...
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#29
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The thing is, I'm a little drunk. And wanted to make a thread. And I'm trying my god damndest to not make it like my usual drunk threads where I just babble about this that or the other.

So back to my feet: How many people here chew their toe nails? A lot of people chew their finger nails, but how many of you are dedicated enough to chew your toe nails, too?

me

i cant stop chewing my nails, fingers or toes, and it pisses me off
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#30
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Challenge accepted.

The hell?

I'm not even sure what part of the human body that is.... I mean I assume it's the foot... but even then... the hell is that?
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#31
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me

i cant stop chewing my nails, fingers or toes, and it pisses me off

How the hell does your foot reach your mouth?
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#33
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I'm not even sure what part of the human body that is.... I mean I assume it's the foot... but even then... the hell is that?

It was fungus on a toe.

I'm pretty sure the person was arching their toes on their other foot above it or something, but it did look sketchy. I took it down just in case it's too graphic.
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#34
ya thats pretty much how i do it. ^^
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