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#1
Do you do other things in the shower other than washing hair etc?
Im not talking about dirty things before anyone jumps on that either... no pun intended...
Im talking about like brushing your teeth or shaving...
I do both of these in the shower, massive time saver I think.
#2
Piss
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#4
I bet all lf you dirty bastards shower naked.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#6
Quote by suckersdream
Shave. No time to sit in the bath and spend 15 minutes making my legs all smooth.

I hope you're a girl....
#7
Shave. Depends if a girl is in there with me. Its happened before.

Also: Brush teeth, sit down, clean my ear stretcher + wash pubes. lol
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#8
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I hope you're a girl....


+1
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#10
I shave in the shower, it's so much better.
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#11
If I shower in the morning I brush my teeth.
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#14
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
shaving in the shower is awkward.

when it gets to my 'burnz anyway...



yea i dont wanna risk shavin my burns to high and ended up with a patch on the side of my head
#16
Quote by suckersdream
Yes, isn't it terrible?


Go french and save yourself the shave.
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#17
Quote by suckersdream
Yes, isn't it terrible?


you better be a cyclist or a marathon runner. If not, you will be outcasted from the male society of UG


#18
Then there are those awkward times when youre in the shower with a girl and shes shaving and says ill do you if you do me hands you the razor and turns around...
#19
Shaving... all the time. Who needs a mirror anyway? I usually leave it if I have to do it by itself so it helps
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#20
Quote by rickyj
yea i dont wanna risk shavin my burns to high and ended up with a patch on the side of my head


I do most of my shaving in the shower itself then hop out for any fine-tuning, it's really not as difficult as it sounds. Plus your skin looks extra baby-smooth, the kind of skin the ladies just want to touch.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#21
Quote by Will-kun
you better be a cyclist or a marathon runner. If not, you will be outcasted from the male society of UG




If any of you knew how to check a profile, you'd see that I'm neither.
#22
Drinking an Ice cold Beer( 5.2%+) in an hot steaming shower will blow your ****ing mind away after a hard days of work.

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#23
Quote by suckersdream
If any of you knew how to check a profile, you'd see that I'm neither.

On a serious note, why do you shave your legs?
It sounds unnecessary to me and takes away your manliness.
#24
I'm not even going to say anything about the "male" leg shaver.

I just...shower. *shrugs*. But I run cross country, come home, and shower. That might have something to do with it. I don't feel like standing for longer than necessary
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect." - George Carlin
#25
Quote by vagelier
On a serious note, why do you shave your legs?
It sounds unnecessary to me and takes away your manliness.


... I just dropped a HUGE hint before.
#26
Quote by vagelier
On a serious note, why do you shave your legs?
It sounds unnecessary to me and takes away your manliness.

*facepalm*

Also, i'm a boy and i used to shave my legs, is that a problem officer?
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That's a purdy mouth you got there, zelestros. Why don't we make good use of that in other ways...
#27
Quote by rickyj
yea i dont wanna risk shavin my burns to high and ended up with a patch on the side of my head


yeah so i jump out and try to get em' done quick as to not waste so much water.

i try not to shave in the shower.

oh yeah i love peeing in the shower, except i aim for the toilet which is like a 2 metre gap plus i gotta shoot through a tight angle so I can stay under the hot water.

i make a game out of it.
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#28
Quote by vagelier
On a serious note, why do you shave your legs?
It sounds unnecessary to me and takes away your manliness.



SD doesn't need to collate any manly stereotypes.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

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#29
Quote by myevilside
*facepalm*

Also, i'm a boy and i used to shave my legs, is that a problem officer?

Nope, I just don't understand why
#30
I wash my face with garnier pure, guess that's about it.

I've taken up cold showers recently, you guys should try it. Really makes you feel refreshed.
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#31
Quote by jgbsmith
I bet all lf you dirty bastards shower naked.


DO NOT JUDGE ME!


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#32
Quote by suckersdream
If any of you knew how to check a profile, you'd see that I'm neither.


nice username.

edit: oh wait i've confuzzled myself...dw.

classy name nonetheless.
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#33
Quote by suckersdream
... I just dropped a HUGE hint before.

Ahh, so you are a girl.
OT: will you have sex with me?
#34
Quote by Kensai
I wash my face with garnier pure, guess that's about it.

I've taken up cold showers recently, you guys should try it. Really makes you feel refreshed.

Trying to keep those unwanted erotic fantasies away, eh?

Man, this is too easy...
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#35
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
shaving in the shower is awkward.

when it gets to my 'burnz anyway...

Agreed. I used to shave in the shower because the hot water opens your pores, but now I'm sporting burns it's a lot harder,

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#36
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
nice username.

edit: oh wait i've confuzzled myself...dw.

classy name nonetheless.


Thankyou.
#37
Quote by vagelier
Ahh, so you are a girl.
OT: will you have sex with me?


Yes I am and no I won't.
#38
Also, in the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#39
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
Also, in the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

You sound like a lovely chap who takes care of himself. Do you like the music of Huey Lewis?

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#40
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You sound like a lovely chap who takes care of himself. Do you like the music of Huey Lewis?


Well, their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes...

Anyway, I have to return some videotapes.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
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