#1
It was a dream where I had to help a girl from when I was at school with... well, I can't remember now but it was a bunch of people from my old school and college mixed together. It was like a game of work out the puzzles... one of them was in a RE3 type setting and I can remember at one point spraying water out of a doorway was blocking the way so I thought I could counter it by... throwing a bucket of water at it. I then found out there was actually a corner in which I could turn where I had to throw the bucket of water at three bats. So I did, they went crazy and I closed my eyes waiting for them to fly away, which they did as they were creepy. Then it was a teacher I sometimes used to have at my college with somebody else I can't remember. At one point she asked if I would like, uh, some food that didn't exist... like a chocolate finger made out of popcorn or something. By this point in my head (real life) I realised I had been actually dreaming this for way over an hour and I wanted to wake up as I was sick of it and it was never going to end, but I kept getting sucked back in to it. I asked the person from college what time it was as for some reason in the dream I had "just woke up" and she said it was 7 at night. I hated that thought that I got up so late... so I said something like "no it isn't... it's a dream" and if you said that in real life to somebody... well you can imagine the reaction you would get. Then the next 30 seconds was me saying in the dream - no it is I will prove to you. My eyes will go completely white and wake up from this (it was all a dark setting like the video game Dark Sector... if you don't know what that is look it up on google images... it should look grey). Then eventually in my head in real life during this dream I was like "yesss, it's working..." as I knew I was waking up... so, for the next 10 seconds I just sat there with a feeling that you wanted to poop... you know, that "grr" feeling lol XD. This led to waking up... and then in my dream I seen my curtains at the side of me still closed but it was bright... I then slowly woke up to the same image...! I am now awake and have just typed all that and now I feel like that guy who wrote the dream that time, besides I haven't been distracted, but by the minute my head is slowly waking up and the dream is becoming less and less memorable for me... lucky I finished typing most of what I wanted to. I'm going to take a shower to possibly wake up in the real world... all of this still seems pretty strange... it will feel weird copying this on to a forum later as I went straight on to WordPad before I forgot it... =\

By the way if the eyes going completely white bit confuses you, imagine being in a very dark cave and eventually riding a boat or something REALLY FAST and like in a movie, there's a ray of sunlight at the end which you will eventually get to... god this was weird.

By the way, if it don't make much sense at times... it's because I just wrote it all straight down from my head.

So yeah I just copied and pasted this from WordPad to the Pit and I am going to take a shower to see if I really am awake =\ as weird as it sounds my head still feels like it's not fully here... it feels like I'm still lost somewhere in the nightmare or something... brb.
This will start a RIOT! in me
#4
paragraphs, son. although they won't make your story any more interesting.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#5
can't be bothered to read.

but I bet paramore was someone in it.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#6
Quote by Paramore.

So yeah I just copied and pasted this from WordPad to the Pit and I am going to take a shower to see if I really am awake =\ as weird as it sounds my head still feels like it's not fully here... it feels like I'm still lost somewhere in the nightmare or something... brb.


jump in front of train to wake up.

quick.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#7
I don't really get this. I bet I'm still asleep *trollface*
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#8
tl;dr

Hayley Williams is hot though.
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Holy crap, check this out!
#11
I had a dream where I woke up once... but seriously... have you ever tried to sit through someone actually verbalizing one of these?
#12
i cant believe i just read all that... i need a smoke
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Lol I love the fact you use the word majestic to describe titties... it's as if there are hundreds of titties majestically frollocking in a meadow somewhere *drifts off*
#13
I had a dream once, I was walking through Leeds and walked past these two old ladies.

Three years after that dream I saw the two old ladies in Leeds talking about the same thing.

"Have you seen my cat?"

"No, Have you seen my teeth?"
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
Jeez... you guys make it seem like I've written in German...
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#16
Quote by Paramore.
Jeez... you guys make it seem like I've written in German...


fullstopsandtheenterbuttonishelpfulthough.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#17
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fullstopsandtheenterbuttonishelpfulthough.


Go and hang your head in shame, nobody is proud of you.
This will start a RIOT! in me
#18
Quote by Paramore.
Jeez... you guys make it seem like I've written in German...


I'd never want to see you write in German.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#19
Quote by Paramore.
Jeez... you guys make it seem like I've written in German...


Voushnagger!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
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I'd never want to see you write in German.


Warum?
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#21
Quote by Paramore.
Jeez... you guys make it seem like I've written in German...


Well, for a lot of people, hearing about peoples dreams are one of the most boring things ever. I got to the 'I need to poop' and thought this is so shit
Life's shit
#22
paragraphs plox
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#23
I want a chocolate finger made out of popcorn
so basically you started to have a lucid dream then woke up?


#24
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I want a chocolate finger made out of popcorn
so basically you started to have a lucid dream then woke up?


Well, yeah, basically...

and a chocolate finger made out of popcorn does sound nice doesn't it...
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#25
Quote by Paramore.
Well, yeah, basically...

and a chocolate finger made out of popcorn does sound nice doesn't it...

I know what I'd like to do with that chocolate finger...


Hayley William's vagoo
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#26
For a moment I thought I was starting to care, but it turns out it was just gas.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#29
I am going to be honest, unless you paragraph that, there is no way in hell that i am reading it.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
Last edited by donender at Aug 15, 2010,