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#1
Discuss.

Even if you exclude the horrid phenomenon of "lawlcats", the frequency of a thread about cats being posted is quite common.

From abandoned cats found...to scenarios of sick cats...dying cats...dead cats...and whether or not a cat jumping out a window will die or not.

They are everywhere.
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#2
Cats suck.
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#3
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Cats suck.


Yeah, I know right? we should put them all in a bag to drown!!!
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#5
I have a dog.
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#6
Do you have a first and second or am I being misled?

To further the investigation: I had two cats but they died years ago.
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Last edited by Aléx at Aug 15, 2010,
#8
I have 2 cats... so I'm like two times better than other internet peepulz.
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#9
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I have a pussy.

You just got 500 free profile views, well played
#10
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Yeah, I know right? we should put them all in a bag to drown!!!


Or feed them to infinitely superior dogs. But either way works just fine.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#12
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Do you have a first and second or am I being misled?


I just thought of the number three, as many famous mathematicians/scientists have multiple numbered labelled theorems and they sound cool.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree

Also:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfCool


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Every third poster has a cat?


Well I have dogs and fish but not cats.


I see you have misinterpreted my original statement. I was talking about the frequency, not a definite pattern as if the causal phenomena that determined cat or non-cat ownership was post distribution, which is utterly nonsensical.
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#13
My sister got a cat about a week ago
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14
I vote for sewing lots of cats together to see if they get proportionately more annoying. Then we shoot the resulting monster.
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#15
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You just got 500 free profile views, well played

Including you, I noticed.
But no, I really do have a cat.
So come on in
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take off your skin
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#16
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I see you have misinterpreted my original statement. I was talking about the frequency, not a definite pattern as if the causal phenomena that determined cat or non-cat ownership was post distribution, which is utterly nonsensical.


It would be pretty cool though if it worked put that way. But oh well.
#18
...

I revise my statement.

Slightly over half of people must have a cat.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#21
I have two kittens.

I've kept this from my family. I have a 12 year old cousin who'd go apeshit if she found out I got a kitten before she did.
#22
Any more mention of a cat and I will release the hounds.
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#24
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I have 3 cats...suck my dick.

I have 6 cats... For Real... Sucka my dick two times.
#27
^ Wow those are adorable

Used to have a cat, he became almost 19 years before we had to put him down last december. Had a turtle for almost 15 years before we gave her away last month.
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#28
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These are my dogs.

/debate.


There's nothing to debate, clearly dogs are better than cats. I mean, just look at them :3
#29
I have three cats, yet I am only one person. Perhaps I have found a reciprocal loophole in your theorem, for every three cats, there is a human. Got you there.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#30
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I have three cats, yet I am only one person. Perhaps I have found a reciprocal loophole in your theorem, for every three cats, there is a human. Got you there.



I feel uncomfortable thinking that there's 21 billion cats in the world.
#32
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I feel uncomfortable thinking that there's 21 billion cats in the world.

And so you should...


THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!


*ahem*
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#33
Wait, though you were leaving because of some internet hierarchy thing?
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#34
I cannot believe I actually read this entire thread. What a waste of time.


On topic: I have 2 cats, but I am at college and they are with my parents...so am I catless?
<3 Beardfish

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#35
I have one, how the hell did you do that TS?
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#38
I don't have cats. Next door's cat looks hungrily at my guinea pigs.
I hate that cat.
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