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Either this is true against incredible odds or the news is trolling.

And do they know lightning and stunt planes don't mix well?
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#4
Christ almighty, it's the second coming.

Praise the dark lord Satan.
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#5
Shiiize...So, as it turns out, people do get actually lucky, contrary to popular belief.
#7
its misinterpretation, i read the same news story on yahoo and they said he was being treated for his injuries at 13:13. The treatment could have lasted over a long time which just happened to cover 13 minutes past 1. As for him being 13, how many young teenagers are going to be at an airshow?? Loads! So its a complete coincidence in my opinion
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its misinterpretation, i read the same news story on yahoo and they said he was being treated for his injuries at 13:13. The treatment could have lasted over a long time which just happened to cover 13 minutes past 1. As for him being 13, how many young teenagers are going to be at an airshow?? Loads! So its a complete coincidence in my opinion

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#11
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Bloody hell haha. I'd like to know the odds on that!


I'd say roughly the same odds as being struck by lightning at 13:12 on the 13th, or 12:12 on the 12th, or at any time of any day.
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I'd say roughly the same odds as being struck by lightning at 13:12 on the 13th, or 12:12 on the 12th, or at any time of any day.

Well, I'm glad we've cleared that up
#14
"We were just watching the Red Arrows [air display team] go past and there was a flash of lightning," one of the wounded, Jordan Gissing, 16, told the Mirror. "I couldn't speak. I was in shock."

No shit Sherlock.
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#16
It was an electrifying story, it sparked my curiosity....I was shocked to hear about it...I wanna stay current on the issues so I checked it out right away...Was he wearing an AC/DC concert T-shirt?...Gotta go now, I need to meditate....

Ohmmmmmmm.......

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#20
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You guys all got beat to the puns.

Yeah that guy pretty much beat everyone.


Don't you dare sig this. It's not aimed at you
#21
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Yeah that guy pretty much beat everyone.


Don't you dare sig this. It's not aimed at you


/justbeggingtobesigged.
#23
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/justbeggingtobesigged.

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#24
Of all the people that have been struck by lightning, it was bound to happen eventually. Just a coincidence. He didn't even die so he can't be that unlucky.
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#25
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Yeah, but when you put "You better not sig this, or I'll (insert action here)" it's pretty pathetic.

Just sayin'.
#26
I laughed at this and it got me grounded...
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#27
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Yeah, but when you put "You better not sig this, or I'll (insert action here)" it's pretty pathetic.

Just sayin'.

Okay, you win. You're too smart for my puny brain to comprehend.


Don't you dare sig this


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