#1
Summer is getting really boring right now. I could play Halo 3 online with the Xbox360 but using the controller is really hard for me and I die more than I kill,

I'm pretty good with keyboard and mouse controls so can anyone recommend me some FPS games online?
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#2
Oh btw, yes, I do have a life. But I can't hang out with friends though, idk where they live and I don't have any phone numbers. I exercise frequently and maintain good health.
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#3
ArmA II with the Chernarys Life mod. My brother became addicted.
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#4
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Oh btw.. Yes, I do exercise frequently and maintain good health.

Wow. That's good to know. Irrelevant to almost anything in this thread, but whatever caulks your bathtub.
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#5
Quote by kenvy
Oh btw, yes, I do have a life. But I can't hang out with friends though, idk where they live and I don't have any phone numbers. I exercise frequently and maintain good health.

No need to get defensive. If you enjoy something don't make excuses for it.

But on-topic: Team Fortress 2. Seriously. DO IT NOW.

You may get more answers in the Gaming Thread too.

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#8
Borderlands?
its an FPS and an RPG. good way to kill A LOT of time.
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#10
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but whatever caulks your bathtub.

I recently put some caulk down in the shower. The edges weren't sealed as well as they once were.
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#11
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But on-topic: Team Fortress 2. Seriously. DO IT NOW.


this! was gonna say TF2, but someone beat me to it.

also, Counter Strike: Source, and Half Life 2 Deathmatch come in a convenient package with DoD:S too, all 3 are great
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#12
Team Fortress 2
Counter Strike Source

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#13
Counter Strike Source

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#14
All the source games, as mentioned before me.
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#15
blackhawk down...anybody?
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#16
CS 1.6 > CS:S, but they're both pretty good. And they're only $10 and $20, respectively.
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#17
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Oh btw, yes, I do have a life. But I can't hang out with friends though, idk where they live and I don't have any phone numbers. I exercise frequently and maintain good health.


#18
CS just sucks badly if you ask me. Go with CoD or TF2. Even though I hate TF you may like it. I have a bunch of friends who do.
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#19
BF: Bad Company 2 ($30)
Team Fortress 2 (it's only $10, how can you pass this up)
HL2 Deathmatch is free I think

And Steam is having a GIANT Quake sale right now,

http://store.steampowered.com/


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#20
CSS > COD

Always will, always will be.
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#21
counterstrike 1.6, or source if you want something more modern

goldeneye: source (its free on teh interwebz)
#22
is there anyway i could just download counter strike source?
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#23
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is there anyway i could just download counter strike source?


Torrents, worked for me. You might have to settle for only non-steam or semisteam servers, though
#24
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Summer is getting really boring right now.

For how long have you been on summer break?
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#25
Screw FPS.

Get GTA San Andreas for PC, and get the SA-MP mod, which lets you play multiplayer.


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Wow. That's good to know. Irrelevant to almost anything in this thread, but whatever caulks your bathtub.


This reminds me: stroking your caulk can also be a good way to pass time.
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#26
I'm gonna go with the general consensus and say:

TF2
CS:S (or 1.6)

For single player FPS, as was mentioned before there is a great sale on quake games at the moment on steam. Heck, I would recommend the Id superpack on there, which has most of the quake and doom games, as well as a few other games.
#27
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is there anyway i could just download counter strike source?



Just buy it. The game is so versatile when you take into consideration all the game mods (zombie,bhop,hide and seek,surf etc)

It's just plain awesome simple as.

I've almost played 800 hours of CSS
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