#1
Ok, I searched and didn't find anything like this, so sorry if there's already a thread like this.

I was looking on craigslist for a free computer desk, and I found this gem.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/zip/1892259354.html



I had a bit of a laugh, so I wanted to see what the Pit had.

So post some of the funny ads you've seen!
#3
a search for a half-stack through my local listings almost always gives results pertaining to firewood.
#4
OP's post was sheer perfection.
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#8
This has the makings of a hilarious thread.
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#9
Vintage Liquor
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:43:45
Original ad:
Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.
From Timmy Tucker to **********@**********.org

Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some "vintage" liquor you may be interested in.

I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan's Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I bought this at a liquor store on Long Island in 2007, and believe that its taste has really aged to perfection. I am willing to sell this for $300.

I also have a very rare bottle of Aristocrat Tequila. You can taste the fine vintage in every sip. I acquired it from a friend who says he bought it at a liquor store in Baltimore in 2005. You can really taste that southern atmosphere in this one! Due to its rarity, I will sell this for $500.

Also, if you are interested, I have about half a case of vintage Natural Ice beer. It was acquired from a frat party I was at about a month ago. This frat has a very old history with Syracuse, and that history came with the beer. It doesn't get much more vintage than this. I will part with this at $50 per can.

I really hate to see this stuff go, but after my third DUI, the court ordered me to do a program that involves me staying sober, so I think it is best that I part with this rare liquor.

Please let me know if you are interested. I have several other buyers lined up, so I will need to know very soon.

Thanks,

Tim

From Evan ******* to Me

Tim,

You must be crazy to consider that bottom-end liquor "vintage." I am not interested and am insulted that you would even try to sell me such cheap liquor at such ridiculous prices.

Evan

From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******

Evan,

I am very disappointed that you are not interested in these vintage treasures. Every bottle and can I sell comes with priceless historic value. Please reconsider, because I don't think you will find an offer like this anywhere else.

- Tim

From Evan ******* to Me

Are you nuts? You want to sell me beer you stole from a frat, that is a month old, for $50 a can? I am NOT INTERESTED.

From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******

Evan,

I did not steal that beer, and I resent the accusation. Please reconsider purchasing this. I am a recovering alcoholic, and fear that I will drink again if I am unable to get rid of this booze. Please do not make me drink again!

Tim

From Evan ******* to Me

Why don't you just throw the booze away? You have problems, man.

From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******

WJKAJF EVAN U RUNED MY LIF. I DRNK ALL THE BOTTLE. U MADE ME CRSH MY CAR AND RUN AWAY NOW POLICE RJSGJKEW. WIFE IN HOSPTAL. i HATE U EVEN U DISTROY LIFE

#10
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That was the funniest thing I've ever read on craigslist.

On topic, funniest craigslist ads on my local listings were for a lost bike, followed by an ad for a Stolen (brand name). I didn't get any pics of it, however.
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#11
this is genius... i've seen quite a fair few in the past! just none lately =[
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#14
there's a site like this around. It's like emailsfromasshole or assholes.com

something like that. its pretty funny, there was one where a guy posted about selling his old horse and he got an anxious reply from a guy who wanted to buy it. then you look on the bottom of the page; it's a guy from a glue factory. no joke.

EDIT: found it.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/
Last edited by metalblaster at Aug 17, 2010,
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Quote by metalblaster
there's a site like this around. It's like emailsfromasshole or assholes.com

something like that. its pretty funny, there was one where a guy posted about selling his old horse and he got an anxious reply from a guy who wanted to buy it. then you look on the bottom of the page; it's a guy from a glue factory. no joke.

EDIT: found it.

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

Those were all from the same guy responding to ads. It actually is a joke...
#18
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Those were all from the same guy responding to ads. It actually is a joke...

pretty hilarious though lol

gives me a few ideas...
#19
Quote by metalblaster
pretty hilarious though lol

gives me a few ideas...

Yeah, I remember finding that site a few months ago. It gave me some good laughs.