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#1
Enter all! Particularly girls and gays!

I've got this beard, see, and I'm getting bored with its current shape. I'm thinking of doing some facial remodeling. Give me your suggestions so that I may consider and reject them.

Bonus: it's likely that I will be shaving off quite a bit of Scraffy. That means that if you suggest something cool, I can try it on for size. If you're lucky, I might post pictures. If I look half as good as I do now, I might even keep it.

And here's a picture of me on the internet!


Throw ideas at me, my little love donkeys.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
Last edited by Vornik at Aug 16, 2010,
#2
Mutton chops.


Do it. I'm trying to.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#3
You're rather good looking. that is all.
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#4
Shave it all off, keep the sideburns but trim them up to be slinky and sexy
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#5
Quote by myevilside
You're rather good looking. that is all.

I'm trying to be better looking and you aren't helping.

Though you are flattering.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#8
I would love to do Zappa's outrageous chin-block but I don't have nearly enough raw manliness to cultivate whiskers on my lower lip in such density.

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Large hoop earing and a pirate hat.

That's fantastic! I need some sort of facial hair to go with it!
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#10
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#11
Quote by Vornik
I would love to do Zappa's outrageous chin-block but I don't have nearly enough raw manliness to cultivate whiskers on my lower lip in such density.


That's fantastic! I need some sort of facial hair to go with it!

Keep it the way it is, and then go pirate. Seriously the beard is perfect for pillaging and plundering.

But I still say something to this degree:


or this:

What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#12
You look exactly like a philosophy student.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
#13
Leave it. You look like a slightly better version of some one I was once in love with.

You could cut your hair tho.

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#15
Dude Handlebar Mustache.

I used to have Muttonchops but most people were like shave it off, I though it was kinda cool though haha.
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#16
I should probably mention that I cannot connect the 'stache. It only extends as far as in that picture so I'm somewhat limited with the options.
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Leave it. You look like a slightly better version of some one I was once in love with.

You could cut your hair tho.


Yarrrr. Yes, the hair cut is the other part of the image renewal. I enjoy being able to pull it back though, as in that picture...

Although the flattering responses in this thread are not producing the intended effect. How can I get rid of the beard when you all keep adoring it?

The beard stays, hair goes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E

Much to ponder...

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You look exactly like a philosophy student.

I taste exactly like one too.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
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#19


You know this is the only thing for you to do
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#21
Quote by JackalUK
Alternatively, dress as a pirate.

Yarrrrlright.


Now what should I do with my face?
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#23
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Yarrrrlright.


Now what should I do with my face?



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O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#24
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Yarrrrlright.


Now what should I do with my face?


Embrace your highly piratey look.
#26
The stache does not connect! Stop taunting me with these epic beardstaches.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#29
Quote by Vornik
The stache does not connect! Stop taunting me with these epic beardstaches.


Grow it long and comb it over.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#30
Shave some hair that you don't need, and make the mustache connect to the beard.
#31
Shave it all off.

Kissing guys with anything more than a bit of stubble is not a pleasant experience imo.
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#32
Quote by Vornik
Yarrrrlright.


Now what should I do with my face?

This is pure awesomeness. Leave it.

(Also, e-cookie for the above MGS reference)

OT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatee
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#36
I entered this thread to call TS a pube-beard or a neck-beard but sadly thats not the case.

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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#40
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I find kissing guys with stubble as opposed to full on face-mounted-beer-filters much worse.

...

Wait what?



Clean shaven and smooth

or

bearded and soft.

No inbetweens.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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