#1
Hollywood made it. That's right. 3D penis.

The Aug. 20 opening of Piranha 3D is hotly anticipated by loads of gore-loving horror-movie buffs. It’ll offer the chance to see scores of highly digitized prehistoric fish causing massive amounts of death and destruction, as well as mark the return of Richard Dreyfuss, who hasn’t appeared in a film about aquatic mayhem since Jaws. But perhaps nothing will spark quite as much insane screaming from audiences as the sight of actor Jerry O’Connell’s penis as it comes flying at them after being bitten off by one of these carnivorous creatures.


http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-08-10/jerry-oconnell-on-losing-his-penis-in-piranha-3-d/


This movie looks sooo bad. Like seriously, bad. Discuss.
#4
It's going to be awesome.
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#6
3D penis will be the scariest part of the movie. I'd duck under my seat.
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#7
Looks promising.
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#8
That's one of those movies that looks so ridiculous that I actually want to see it
#9
Worst. Movie. Ever.

Well, second worst. Right after Across the Universe.


THANK YOU! My friends all think that movie's amazing but we all know it was horrible.
#10
OD.

I would definatly watch this movie. Stop being such movie critics and try to have fun once and a while.
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That's one of those movies that looks so ridiculous that I actually want to see it


Blatantly the plan. I know i wanna see it.

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#13
who asked for this?
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OD.

I would definatly watch this movie. Stop being such movie critics and try to have fun once and a while.


This.

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No it doesn't.
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#16
3D penis? I'm caught between and
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#18
sounds awesome. it's a rare opportunity, seeing a severed penis flying at you with the screams of disoriented college sophomores resounding from amidst a school of bloodthirsty pirranha.
#19
I saw it on the 9 minute video leak from comic-con. It should still be on youtube if you give it a search.

Honestly, this film looks brilliant. The gore is absurd and Kelly Brook is nude. Why wouldn't you want to see it?
#20
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THANK YOU! My friends all think that movie's amazing but we all know it was horrible.


Yeah I'm in a similar situation.
On topic, yeah that movie looks horrible. And we all know that the reason people get 3d tvs is for the hope that one day 3d porn will develop. At least, we are one step in the right direction.
#22
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Is it supposed to be proper horror, or comedy-horror?

I'm pretty sure it would be impossible to do a film like this without it being a comedy-horror.

Oh, another reason to see this movie - Eli Roth's head gets squashed.
#23
This comes out on my birthday. What a shitty gift.
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#24
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Is it supposed to be proper horror, or comedy-horror?


It's advertised as horror but theres no way they can be serious about a movie like this. On the comercial the pirahnas make a whirlpool to suck the people down and eat them.
#25
Sadly, the only people who won't be surprised by a penis flying towards them will be all the mothers in the audience, particularly all of your mothers.

amirite?
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#26
I like lots of movies with gore (Sin City, Kill Bill ect...) but judging from the leaked video and now this, it seems like it might take things too far for me.
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I like lots of movies with gore (Sin City, Kill Bill ect...) but judging from the leaked video and now this, it seems like it might take things too far for me.

It's actually quite educational.

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#28
im seeing it on friday...
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#29
Jackass 3d October 15th.. Count on seeing it there




#30
It can't be worse than this...
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