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#4
I like the first comment on the article.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FIND MORE DISGUSTING; THIS CREEP SQUIRTING SEMEN ON PEOPLE OR THE JUDGE FOR RELEASING HIM. I'M SURE THE FLUID IS BEING TESTED FOR DISEASES. I PRAY THAT THE INDIVIDUALS ATTACKED BY THIS IDIOT DIDN'T CONTRACT A STD.
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#8
It's like my rights are being striped away...
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#10
Our right to shoot sperm ono people is now illegal?

what else will go now? Child porn? let it not be so.
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#11
This better make it to the supreme court.
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#13
It's a sad day on planet Earth when you can't even shoot estranged semen on people in a public setting.
#14
that is not a human civil right
at first i thought he was jerkin it onto people
but a bottle is so much less disturbing
#16
A bottle would be demeaning. It could be milk for all you know.

But straight from the source, that's a story.
#17
this is hilarious! he must be a pretty funny guy.
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#19
I don't get it.
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#22
I've been a victim of the stuff squirted at me.


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#26
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I can't believe this squirt got off on bail with a slap on the wrist the first time! Come on! How cocky can you be to go out and do it again right after release? I bet he didn't even get a spanking! This story is just dripping with fodder for inappropriate comments, so batter up... Oh wait, I see people have already blown a load of them all over the comment section. Well, I'm just a chicken and all choked up over this, so as my head isn't producing anything clever to say about this seedy character so I'll stop beating the drum now.

*parp*
#27
This is fawkin amazing. I seem to ponder on as to how he stored up so much seamen.
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#28
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#29
He must of masturbated like, 5 times a day or something. lol
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#30
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He must of masturbated like, 5 times a day or something. lol


Yeah for how many months/years? That had to of been the most putrid vile batch of man-load within this solar system.
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#31
I wonder if he's going to get off? Yeah?


Last edited by RotaryBoy at Aug 17, 2010,
#32
I seen a better article in toronto.

These guys had a system set up where a person filled a bunch of squirt bottles (like you'd use for ketchup and mustard) with feces and sprays them on someone. When the person is all grossed out and confused, a few "good Samaritans" come along and help clean them up.

Only to pick the victims' pocket while they're helping with the clean up.
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#33
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#34
Sounds like my family reunion.
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#35
If someone did that to me I would cut their dick off. On the spot. By any means neccesary
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#37
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#38
I'm twelve 12 and what is this.


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But seriously, why would he want to do that?
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#39
That sounds like a sticky situation that could go out of hand.
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#40
That's so disgusting. But it's so funny at the same time.
What a wanker
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