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#2
Do you see the real me? CAN YA, CAN YA?
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#6
Quote by Pencil Man
Do you see the real me? CAN YA, CAN YA?

Hello me, meet the real me.

edit: Just did it, I am Mr. Man, the chosen pedo destined to defeat Russia
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Aug 17, 2010,
#7
I am Psycho Nigger the Brooding Behemoth, destined to confine cakes.


And don't you forget it.
#9
Apparently I'm... Eternal Nigger, the bringer of the neet, destined to re-invent Europe.


...This website sucks.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#11
"You are Basement X ,the ronery driller, destined to liberate all the trolls"

wonderful.

edit: "You are Good Old Maximus, the one and only otaku, destined to re-educate God"

sound about right.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Aug 17, 2010,
#12
I am Master Sniper the plagued anon.
DESTINED TO SLEEP WITH ALL THE HEAVENS.


Alternatively, I am Stoned Girl, the last nigger, destined to steal aids.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
Last edited by sadSTATUE at Aug 17, 2010,
#13
I am INFERNO MAXIMUS, THE PLAGUED WARRIOR, DESTINED TO DEFEAT JEWS.


What-is-this-I-don't-even...

EDIT: I am ***** Penis, The Silent Ruler, Destined to Study All 4chan.


Alright, that's enough of that!
Last edited by Epicbizzjizz at Aug 17, 2010,
#14
I'm ultra kun the brutal king destined to rule all and pillage everything.

That's pretty awesome
So that with good courage we say, “The Lord is my helper. I will not fear. What can man do to me?”

-Hebrews 13:6
#15
Faggy dad, the feared christian, destined to defeat your lil sis.
Quote by AA00P
Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#17
I am the Commander Joe the Perfect Basement Dweller destined to Study All the Government.

Who knew?
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#20
"You are Father Asspie the Legendary Hero Destined to Battle with Cakes."
Sounds pretty boss to me.

FlyingEDIT: "You are Mammoth Dad the Bloodthirsty Behemoth destined to break the skies."

"You are Dark Jesus, the chosen boy destined to sleep with all and pillage everything""
Last edited by FlyingPirahna at Aug 17, 2010,
#22
How the **** do I get it to stop

Wait, I got it, apparently, I am STONED NI**ER! THE EVIL, EVIL TRIPFAG destined to RULE ALL HIS WAIFU!!!!1......

What the **** is a waifu?


EDIT: I like my 2nd better,
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
Last edited by Shirate at Aug 17, 2010,
#23
I guess it says I am....

You are ruthless women the hopefully last otasku destined to wrestle with cakes.
hmmmm.....weird
My Gear
- Peavey Vypyr 75w
- Epiphone SG G-310(Added Seymour Duncan's)
- Epiphone Black Beauty III
- Ibanez RG200
- Squier Telecaster Retrovibe
- John
#24
Stoned Prime, the First Sniper destined to battle with Russia. I'm going to need quite a bit of ammo.
My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#25
I'm faggy dad, the marked pedo, destined to subdue all children.
But don't tell
Quote by genghisgandhi
Your mom had a botched abortion, and you were the result.


Need a laugh?
Quote by MetaIronForce

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That deserved a lolmeter

Last edited by Fadetoblack5:03 at Aug 17, 2010,
#26
Oh my god this is best one ever:

I am Mammoth McMuff, the desperate christian, destined to rape TWO BEARS AT ONCE!
#27
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Oh my god this is best one ever:

I am Mammoth McMuff, the desperate christian, destined to rape TWO BEARS AT ONCE!



Sig material.
No doubt
Quote by genghisgandhi
Your mom had a botched abortion, and you were the result.


Need a laugh?
Quote by MetaIronForce

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|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|
|__LOLOMETER__|

That deserved a lolmeter

#28
"You are lazy jesus, the massive anon, destined to rule all pokemon".
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#29
This is seriously too good for words. I mean, where else do you get ***** Assassin the Raging Hero destined to Subdue All Vikings??? This is seriously toooo great.
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#31
bahahaha I'm the ultra jew the cold blooded n*gger destined to re-invent your mother

hell yes
Quote by Ikey
im no fred flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock


MY GEAR!

Epiphone Futura Custom EX
Randall RG75DG3 Combo Amp
MXR 10-Band EQ
Oscar Schmidt OG10CEN


howya doin
#32
i am stoned maximus the fabled sniper destined to sleep with all europe...**** yeah!
Quote by aig91
"It doesn't get much beter than that! Ok, maybe a free ibanez guitar and marshall half-stack in perfect condition would be better, but free pancakes comes right behind that"

Quote by neptune1988
"My tone should be like me........FAT! "
#33
I am basement mastertroll, destined to challenge all the white house

or

I am penis sniper, the blood thirsty master troll, destined to rape the internet

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#34
Quote by FlyingPirahna

"You are Dark Jesus, the chosen boy destined to sleep with all and pillage everything""

Brutal.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#36
I am Stoned Penis, the First Savior, Destined to Liberate God.
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#37
I am Bizarro Boy, the one who'll steal the Christian destined to end all 4chan.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#38
Quote by unet
I am ULTRADAD, THE IMPECCABLE MANCHILD, DESTINED TO DEFEAT GOD!


well, sadly, it looks like I own you...
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.